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You are finally going to be able to buy your mother that handicapped shower insert she's always wanted

$758 Million Powerball Winner Told Boyfriend of 15 Years 'I'm Moving on to a Better Life' Last Year

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Picasso3 said:
You are finally going to be able to buy your mother that handicapped shower insert she's always wanted

$758 Million Powerball Winner Told Boyfriend of 15 Years 'I'm Moving on to a Better Life' Last Year

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the title almost makes it sound like she left him after she won the lottery..

sort of fucking hilarious because the article is basically saying "MEN SHOULD MARRY WHATEVER" just in case they win a lottery together. Holy fuck 0.0000001% chance whereas there is a 50/50 chance you will get fucked in the divorce court.

I mean. Come on now.
 
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@Cad can you threadban trollface please, he is not mature enough for this thread
 
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It's almost as if overnight she suddenly became hot.

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Well at least she can finish her conversion into a female now. Trim up that nose and Jay Leno jaw and we might have something. Well, give me a couple million and some vodka and we might have something.
 
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Are they both even supposed to be women in that pic? Not sure 750XXLarge makes her friend mountable. Jesus. That pearl necklace doesn't cancel out the Dick Cheney in drag look.
 
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Lotteries are for people who don't understand math.
 
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anyone who knows math knows you gotta pick your babys birthdays
 
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$758m is like $300m after you chop off 40% for lump sum and another third for taxes. Still fuck you i'm retired money but not super yacht or failed blockbluster remake money.

You know the plastic surgery is coming.
 
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$758m is like $300m after you chop off 40% for lump sum and another third for taxes. Still fuck you i'm retired money but not super yacht or failed blockbluster remake money.

You know the plastic surgery is coming.
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What exactly are the threshold spending items you lose out on between 300 million and 700 million?
 
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Her mom just broke her weedeater and she needed it up front
 
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What exactly are the threshold spending items you lose out on between 300 million and 700 million?
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Mostly superyachts. I think Paul Allen's cost $250M and that doesn't include the crew, fuel, and storage costs. You can probably have a private jet, but it's most likely not going to be a 747 and you may even have to go used.
 
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