British Police are now confiscating spoons.
Well they may be banning jerking off in the US, but the real problem is the UK Government not letting Saint Tommy shout at defendants in a courthouse.Under the Man’s Right to Know Act, Texan men would be fined $100 for every 'unregulated masturbatory emission' - although they may be reassured to learn this is a satirical bill highlighting how women have been targeted by anti-abortion laws.www.independent.co.uk
A bill that would see Texas men fined $100 (£82) for masturbating has taken a step closer to becoming law after it received its first reading in the state’s House of Representatives.
Under section 173.010 of House Bill 4260, the Man’s Right to Know Act, Texas men would only be allowed to masturbate under supervision, inside approved health care and medical facilities.
Any “unregulated masturbatory emissions outside of a woman’s vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.”
The bill, created by state representative Jessica Farrar of Houston, would also promote “fully abstinent sexual relations” and create a “Hospital Masturbatory Assistance Registry” to “provide fully-abstinent encouragement counselling, supervising physicians for masturbatory emissions, and storage for the semen.”
At least we arent criminals for jerking off, if this passes Foler will have to sell his collection of images of other peoples watches to fund his multiple daily illegal "emissions"
Hilarious bill, although satire, would be amazing if it passed.
But not allowed to jerk off!Sorry but in an actually free country you're allowed to yell at court defendants outside the courthouse all you want.
I've been discussing this in the other thread but abortion being legal has forced, "abortion rights" to mutate into what we have today. Where its abortion must be specifically codified into state constitutions where the taxpayer is on the hook for it. It must be provided to all women whenever they want, third trimester even, without question or criticism under any circumstances. Or somehow you're against, "women's rights." Which is a huge crock of shit.
Thing is they didn't even fucking ban it. They just said at this point in gestation we consider this to be a human being and you cannot abort it. So women have six weeks or smth?Your free to move to another state where they allow it. There is plenty of them, in fact some let you do it all the way to 9mos.
Georgia is the heartbeat law. Heartbeats can be detected as early as 6 weeks. So unless you take the morning after pill, by the time you realize you're pregnant, it's likely past time to abort....Thing is they didn't even fucking ban it. They just said at this point in gestation we consider this to be a human being and you cannot abort it. So women have ~5 months to come to this conclusion at 20 weeks IIRC.
Yeah I had numbers wrong there my bad! Not sure what I was thinking of.Georgia is the heartbeat law. Heartbeats can be detected as early as 6 weeks. So unless you take the morning after pill, by the time you realize you're pregnant, it's likely past time to abort....
Which I'm 100% ok with.
This is why modern White culture is so inefficient. Why pay for babies when other culture just forces one gender to stay home and make babies.
i'm not sold on that. In China or vietnam women were participating in the work force both when they had a lot of kid and now when they have few. Same with Russia, Putin just had to drop his shirt to get +50% birth rate.This is why modern White culture is so inefficient. Why pay for babies when other culture just forces one gender to stay home and make babies.