Farm Simulator

Kharzette

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There's no thread for this game!? What in tarnation?

This game is just like rimworld / dwarf fortress. Losing is fun! I started with half a million dollars and by the end of the night I had made about 5 grand. And spent 250k.

The field I bought was full of sunflowers so I did a delivery contract first. Whoever lives in the castle wanted 3 big cocaine containers delivered for a party. I think prince Andrew lives there.

I leased a truck but couldn't lift the heavy boxes so I went and leased and forklift.
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Missed my turn in the dark and ended up on the railroad tracks and the cargo bounced out.
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Somewhere in here the server admin accidentally hit some super high speed time compression key on accident and didn't even know it. My sunflowers turned ready to harvest so I hauled ass and leased a harvester and header. By the time I drove to the field it was withered so I wasted like 10 grand on that. That's when we kind of figured out something was up with time.
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I planted some Barley and fertilized it with liquid fertilizer in a ginormous sprayer I leased. Then the admin hit the key on accident again. I got this harvester and was going along fine then I filled up and didn't know what to do. Friend said he bought a silo so I decided to do that since there was no telling when things were going to start withering again so I was in a hurry.

The good silos were 100k+ so I bought a cheap 15k bunker silo. I couldn't get the damn thing to place on my land so I just tried waving the mouse around and spam clicking and it finally placed. Then I noticed it charged me 65 grand in construction costs. I drive over to it and it's made a giant hill to create a level area for the silo, which is just 2 pieces of concrete to throw shit in.

I dump my stuff there (after falling off the side a few times) and finish harvesting. Spend like 2 hours trying to conveyor the grain into a shitty wagon trailer thing, finally a friend comes over with a big ice cream scoop front loader on his tractor and scoops up a load. I take it to the best price place to sell it.

2900 dollars.

Oops I lied, I'm down to 217 in that picture.
 
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a_skeleton_05

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I don't play it, but I've seen some people have some fun with it in multiplayer just fucking around. I imagine it would make for some good drunk multiplayer fun with forumies. Utnayan Utnayan Ever driven a tractor while drunk?
 
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Utnayan

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I don't play it, but I've seen some people have some fun with it in multiplayer just fucking around. I imagine it would make for some good drunk multiplayer fun with forumies. Utnayan Utnayan Ever driven a tractor while drunk?

Definitely on my bucket list 😜
 

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There's no thread for this game!? What in tarnation?

This game is just like rimworld / dwarf fortress. Losing is fun! I started with half a million dollars and by the end of the night I had made about 5 grand. And spent 250k.

The field I bought was full of sunflowers so I did a delivery contract first. Whoever lives in the castle wanted 3 big cocaine containers delivered for a party. I think prince Andrew lives there.

I leased a truck but couldn't lift the heavy boxes so I went and leased and forklift.
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Missed my turn in the dark and ended up on the railroad tracks and the cargo bounced out.
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Somewhere in here the server admin accidentally hit some super high speed time compression key on accident and didn't even know it. My sunflowers turned ready to harvest so I hauled ass and leased a harvester and header. By the time I drove to the field it was withered so I wasted like 10 grand on that. That's when we kind of figured out something was up with time.
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I planted some Barley and fertilized it with liquid fertilizer in a ginormous sprayer I leased. Then the admin hit the key on accident again. I got this harvester and was going along fine then I filled up and didn't know what to do. Friend said he bought a silo so I decided to do that since there was no telling when things were going to start withering again so I was in a hurry.

The good silos were 100k+ so I bought a cheap 15k bunker silo. I couldn't get the damn thing to place on my land so I just tried waving the mouse around and spam clicking and it finally placed. Then I noticed it charged me 65 grand in construction costs. I drive over to it and it's made a giant hill to create a level area for the silo, which is just 2 pieces of concrete to throw shit in.

I dump my stuff there (after falling off the side a few times) and finish harvesting. Spend like 2 hours trying to conveyor the grain into a shitty wagon trailer thing, finally a friend comes over with a big ice cream scoop front loader on his tractor and scoops up a load. I take it to the best price place to sell it.

2900 dollars.

Oops I lied, I'm down to 217 in that picture.

Sounds like real life farming this year, everything rotting before you get to it.
 
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sakkath

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I played farming simulator 2019 some.. i like the macro aspect of it but too much driving for me.. you can hire people to do those tasks for you but it seems almost impossible to turn a profit doing that. Did have a bunch of fun stuffing things up like tipping a truck carrying felled trees over the edge of a cliff.
 

dizzie

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They need to make the California expac where you battle raging wildfires all around you while you farm.
 

Kharzette

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I'm now 150k in debt and I've earned like maybe 30k haha.

I guess it's not real farmin unless you are in debt
 
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Blazin

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I have about 600hrs in the series. I have operated heavy machinery and always enjoyed it, game was a relaxing way of playing with some equipment. Definitely a different type game than many are use to .

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Aaron

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This is a great game to play on a server with friends.
 

meStevo

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What I didn't realize until I checked Logitech for sales yesterday (c'mon, z906 at an unrealistic ~$150 plz) is that they make this stuff:


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Kharzette

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425 in debt now. Accidentally sold my beloved tractor. I had to buy another one for 210 and I only got 130 for it.

I have 3 pieces of land now though, thanks bank!

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We got a GPS guidance mod. It is exactly like the real thing. Same wierd noises and everything
 
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