Fast & Furious 9 (2020)

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Title: Fast & Furious 9 (2020)

Genre: Action, Thriller

Director: Justin Lin

Cast: Vin Diesel, Cody Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Lucas Black, John Cena, Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris, Nathalie Emmanuel, Charlize Theron, Kurt Russell, Helen Mirren, Cody Rain Murray, Lex Elle, Krzysztof Mardula, Michael Rooker, Finn Cole, Anna Sawai, Vinnie Bennett, Amber Sienna, Ozuna, Cardi B

Release: 2020-05-20

Plot: The next installment in the franchise.
 

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Fast and Furious 9, releasing May 22th 2020 - 4/22/20. They are also currently working on Fast and Furious 10, releasing summer 2021.

Poster just put online

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Trailer coming this friday, 1/31/20.

I guess Jesus is joining the family. OR is Jesus the big new bad? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT
 
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Slaanesh69

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I love you Vin, I will watch just about anything you are in, but can we just stick a fucking fork in this franchise now? Go make a new movie in the Pitch Black universe instead. Or that Witchhunter thing. But you've stretched the tangent on this line so far now I expect to see cars doing pirouettes on their bumpers while you shoot bazookas out of the trunks.

Also: Helen Mirren.

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I guess everyone has a right to make something "fun" I suppose.

Edit - Also: Cardi B

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Aychamo BanBan

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I love you Vin, I will watch just about anything you are in, but can we just stick a fucking fork in this franchise now? Go make a new movie in the Pitch Black universe instead. Or that Witchhunter thing. But you've stretched the tangent on this line so far now I expect to see cars doing pirouettes on their bumpers while you shoot bazookas out of the trunks.

Also: Helen Mirren.

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I guess everyone has a right to make something "fun" I suppose.

Edit - Also: Cardi B

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I gotta be honest I enjoy every one of these movies!

And agree fuck Cardi B, why is that rapist piece of shit even famous??
 
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Kovaks

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I get the feeling he keeps making these so that he can get the studios to greenlight his other projects like ridick and bloodshot. Each of these still make like 1billion.
 
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Harshaw

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I love you Vin, I will watch just about anything you are in, but can we just stick a fucking fork in this franchise now? Go make a new movie in the Pitch Black universe instead. Or that Witchhunter thing. But you've stretched the tangent on this line so far now I expect to see cars doing pirouettes on their bumpers while you shoot bazookas out of the trunks.

Also: Helen Mirren.

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I guess everyone has a right to make something "fun" I suppose.

Edit - Also: Cardi B

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These are the last 2 FF movies. 8 was supposed to be the start of the closing trilogy.
Also funny thing about Helen Mirren is she pursued the role especially because she wanted to do some car stunts apparently.
 

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I get the feeling he keeps making these so that he can get the studios to greenlight his other projects like ridick and bloodshot. Each of these still make like 1billion.
Sure and obviously they have a following and they're probably actually pretty fun to make so not sure there's a real downside for him. People like these movies for what they are and there's nothing really wrong with that. It's not like they pretend that these things are Schindler's List.
 

Tarrant

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As long as they keep making them, I'll keep watching them. Mindless action movies are always fun and execute their formula well.
 
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Xarpolis

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They will always keep making them. He lives his life a quarter mile at a time, after all.
 
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Gavinmad

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They occupy a unique niche somewhere in between action and superhero movie.
 
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China has wet markets. US has Fast & Furious. C'est la vie.
 
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Oldbased

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I love you Vin, I will watch just about anything you are in, but can we just stick a fucking fork in this franchise now? Go make a new movie in the Pitch Black universe instead. Or that Witchhunter thing. But you've stretched the tangent on this line so far now I expect to see cars doing pirouettes on their bumpers while you shoot bazookas out of the trunks.

Also: Helen Mirren.

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I guess everyone has a right to make something "fun" I suppose.

Edit - Also: Cardi B

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I mean they said for 10 years now F&F was going to 10. Hopefully it stops on 10 but ya, no shocker they are being made.
 

Slaanesh69

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wtf is a lena the plug

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dear lord, pornhub users have horrible taste

Okay, first off - Kudo's to you, Belle Delphine, you did it. You've gotten rich being THOT NUMBA ONE and, hopefully, you can bring yourself to disappear from the interwebs to live a comfortable, quiet life. But who am I kidding, right?

Second - yeah, equality is lacking in the West, these women sure are oppressed aren't they? Geez, what can we do to possibly level out the playing field???

And, finally, on point - I enjoyed the FF movies up to the point where Hobbs was introduced and the "okay, that's enough now" started to creep in. I agree they are hilariously, mindlessly entertaining but the schtick wore thin to me. I watched Survivor on TV for probably 8 seasons (when "reality" TV was still novel and we all thought it was actually real) and then was like "fuck off, it's the SAME SHOW".......and great googly-moogly that thing is STILL GOING!!!!
 

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Okay, first off - Kudo's to you, Belle Delphine, you did it. You've gotten rich being THOT NUMBA ONE and, hopefully, you can bring yourself to disappear from the interwebs to live a comfortable, quiet life. But who am I kidding, right?

Second - yeah, equality is lacking in the West, these women sure are oppressed aren't they? Geez, what can we do to possibly level out the playing field???

And, finally, on point - I enjoyed the FF movies up to the point where Hobbs was introduced and the "okay, that's enough now" started to creep in. I agree they are hilariously, mindlessly entertaining but the schtick wore thin to me. I watched Survivor on TV for probably 8 seasons (when "reality" TV was still novel and we all thought it was actually real) and then was like "fuck off, it's the SAME SHOW".......and great googly-moogly that thing is STILL GOING!!!!
s9 is when the hotties really started appearing.
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Eliza's got really big... eyes
 
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