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Cathan

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Since the message boards were nuked I was looking around for anything that may have survived. I'm not sure how long anything will be up over there but some of those old Furor updates from EQ were absolute $$$$. I'm gonna copy/paste some of them in this thread to archive some of the stuff over here.

If a mod wants to move this to some other forum that's fine but at a glance I didn't see anywhere this would fit better than MMORPG.


Confession Time - It's Time to Come Clean
2002-08-28 13:36:24 - Furor Planedefiler


Enclosed is a log I didn't want to have to ever post. I only ask for forgiveness. Dear GOD, please... DON'T SUSPEND US ALL.

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[Tue Apr 02 19:50:56 2002] Logging to 'eqlog.txt' is now *ON*.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:57 2002] Teggo begins to cast a spell.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:57 2002] Wolfina begins to cast a spell.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:58 2002] Nalaan begins to cast a spell.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:58 2002] Nino begins to cast a spell.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:58 2002] You say to your guild, 'Clerics start rot, attacking.'
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek tries to slash YOU, but misses!
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek executes a FLURRY of attacks on Furor!
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek was hit by non-melee for 126 points of damage.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek hits YOU for 331 points of damage.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek was hit by non-melee for 126 points of damage.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek hits YOU for 413 points of damage.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek was hit by non-melee for 126 points of damage.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek bashes YOU for 226 points of damage.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] A massive force knocks you into the air.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek was hit by non-melee for 126 points of damage.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek slashes YOU for 482 points of damage.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek was hit by non-melee for 126 points of damage.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek slashes YOU for 441 points of damage.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek tries to slash YOU, but YOU parry!
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek was hit by non-melee for 126 points of damage.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek bashes YOU for 222 points of damage.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] Hayley's spell fizzles!
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] You have been healed for 2618 points of damage.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] You are completely healed.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] You are bathed in a divine light.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] You slash Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek for 1 point of damage.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] You slash Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek for 13 points of damage.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] You pierce Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek for 12 points of damage.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] You are unstunned.
[Tue Apr 02 19:50:59 2002] Dregor tells the guild, 'Oh my GOD! ADD VA XI ATEN HA RA'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:00 2002] You say to your guild, 'Oh my GOD! But? HOW?'

[Tue Apr 02 19:51:00 2002] Andys begins to cast a spell.
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:00 2002] Frozboz tells the guild, 'Oh my GOD! Why us? Why now? '
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:00 2002] Karae tells the guild, 'Oh my GOD! You fucktards'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:00 2002] You say to your guild, 'Oh my GOD! People, SCRAMBLE, RUN IN A CIRCLE, I AM CALLING 5-O RIGHT NOW - RUN 4 THE HILLS, OH MY GOD'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:00 2002] You petition, 'Oh my GOD! Va Xi Aten Ha Ra has just skipped like 350 mobs and is now wicked angry and in the room below WITH US! She is running around flailing her arms wicked fast and OH MY GOD we need 5-0'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:01 2002] You say to your guild, 'Scotty can you give me a status report?'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:01 2002] Scotty tells the guild, 'Cap?n Va Xi Aten Ha Ra looks wicked mad and is running around flailing her arms wicked fast. Also, we are running low on the Dilethium crystals.'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:01 2002] A massive force knocks you into the air.
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:01 2002] Hobbun tells the guild, 'Oh my GOD, what the fuck?!?'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:01 2002] [60 Warlord] Hobbun (Halfling) Misty
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:01 2002] You say to your guild, 'Oh my GOD DUDE, how the fuck are you in Misty?'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:01 2002] Grayeth tells the guild, 'Guys? OH MY FUCKING GOD.. ****Mooto**** ADD!!!!!!! ADD!!!!!!!! ADD!!!!'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:01 2002] Grayeth winces
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:02 2002] Grayeth has been slain by Grayeth!
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:02 2002] Grayeth tells you, 'I panicked :/'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:02 2002] You say to your guild, 'Oh my GOD, keep training them around BLOB! RUN FOOLS RUN! HPEL WILL COME!'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:03 2002] Alloria tells the guild, '//Mooto// ON ME!! Taunt faggots'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:03 2002] Snowvert tells the guild, 'I taunt = I get banned'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:03 2002] Alloria has been slain by Mooto!
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:03 2002] You petition, 'OH MY GOD, now MOOTO HAS ADDED. PELEASE HPEL - CURSE THESE FAT FINGERS!'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:04 2002] You cannot have more than one petition in the queue.
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:04 2002] You say to your guild, 'Oh MY GOD, I CANT CALL 5-0! OLD PETITION IN QUEUEUEUE STILLLL'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:04 2002] A massive force knocks you into the air.
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:04 2002] povar.Kreugen tells you, 'Oh my fucking GOD, I?m on POVAR?! WHAT THE FUCK!?'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:04 2002] You say to your guild, 'OH MY GOD, KREUGEN WAS FLUNG TO POVAR'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:04 2002] Denron has fallen to the ground
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:04 2002] You tell Denron, 'pussy'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:04 2002] Destinae tells the guild, 'OH MY DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST HOLY SHIT, ADD *******Zaar*******'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:04 2002] You petition, 'CRZ GNOME ADD, PLS HPEL NOW NOW NOWLKSDJ OH MY GOD'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:04 2002] You cannot have more than one petition in the queue.
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:04 2002] Denron tells you, 'Who?s the pussy now?????'
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:04 2002] A massive force knocks you into the air.
[Tue Apr 02 19:51:04 2002] You have been slain by Vulak`Aerr!

That shit made me laugh my ass off last night. God I miss reading shit like that... A while back I found all the old updates from Legacy of Steel that Tigole and some others pasted. That shit was fucking awesome too.
 

TomServo

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