girls with huge buttholes

Kuriin

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I had an ex who had an incredibly large butthole. Probably from taking so many dicks up his ass throughout his life. This thread is funny and that Starship Troopers was +1.
 

lurkingdirk

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I understand both Tuco and Soygen have big buttholes. I may have misunderstood, they may BE big buttholes, but I'll just wait to see how they respond.
 

Hoss

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Bubba died in a fire, and his body was burned severely. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, were sent for.
Daryl went in, and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange, and brought in Gomer next to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.

"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"