Guys with ass-hair problems.

That sounds like an extreme case. In my quest for the ultimate toilet paper experience, I found that Quilted Northern is the devil. So much toilet paper lint entangled in my ass hair. I would trim/shave, but it's hard to reach.

Relevant and informative:

Just get a Toto Washlet

Charmin "Freshmate" wet-wipes. Literally life changing. Regular toilet paper can go fuck itself.

Interesting toilet reading, thank you

Why aren't you men using adult wipes, yet? Hell, I carry actual baby wipes in my backpack for when I'm out of the house. But, I also nair my butthole since I have so much hair down there. -.-

I thought the Nair bottle explicitly states not to use it on your asshole.

Well, the Nair bottle doesn't have to go looking for dick, either.

Ass hair problems comes in many forms. I love this one for the surgical options.

Kuriin_sl said:

Why aren't you men using adult wipes, yet? Hell, I carry actual baby wipes in my backpack for when I'm out of the house. But, I also nair my butthole since I have so much hair down there. -.-

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Baby wipes are the bomb.

Izo_sl said:

Ass hair problems comes in many forms. I love this one for the surgical options.

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Ugh, I can stomach a lot of shit...but, that takes the cake.

Kuriin_sl said:

Why aren't you men using adult wipes, yet? Hell, I carry actual baby wipes in my backpack for when I'm out of the house. But, I also nair my butthole since I have so much hair down there. -.-

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They are amazing but, despite many brands saying they're flushable, most are notpracticallyflushable and they are clogging city pipes/resulting in other issues. Being the magnanimous citizen I am, I am willing to sacrifice a small amount of personal comfort for the common good.

I used to try and plan my shits prior to a shower but, at work, it's more enjoyable to shit when you're getting paid for it.

Depending on your skin type/sensitivity, Nair may cause your asshole to feel as if on fire. You'll do it once and not forget for quite a long time.

I buzz my southern nut fuzz, but I've found it's essential to use a length guard, because raw clippers really scratch crack region badly. I'm going in blind when I'm 'scaping down there, and 9 times out of 10 I end up with a bloody booty hole. Use a 1 or a 2 and you're golden.

Wet Wipes. it wipes the shit away. then a couple squares of regular to dry off your tuckus.

I haven't wiped my ass with dry paper in quite a few years. Really hard to beat the cleaning that 3-4 wet wipes can do back there. Back when I was a peasant and using normal paper I would literally wipe my ass raw every time and still be removing shit from the hair back there.

I keep a ziplock bag of wipes in the car and when I gotta take a deuce on the road I can conveniently and discreetly slip it into my pocket. Its a good feeling of superiority when you hear these truckers grunting and blowing massive farts / turds which are obviously causing a mess back there and I can quickly and cleanly wipe things up in mere seconds. Leaves more time for activities.