Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

iannis

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Not great news but im not gonna die. But fairly serious emergency after all.

Might give more details later. We'll see.
not your lungs, your heart?

Hope not man. Hope it's just more serious pneumonia than you were expecting.
 
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hodj

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No my lungs.

Blood clot passed through my heart settled in my lungs.
 
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Oof, that's not good.

Better your lungs than brain. Or thigh.

Yeah didn't kill me hitting my heart, didn't make it to my brain. Probably did start deep in my legs though. I dunno.

At home on blood thinners for the next 3 months. Trying to just chill and relax. Do not recommend others try this at home.

I'm good though, it wasn't a very big clot. Too much sitting driving for work. Too much gravy. My bad.
 
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iannis

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More the sitting.

Maybe I'm wrong, I'm not sold on the whole gravy thing.

Bright side, they gonna give you PILLZ, SON.

Funny how we spend our twenties trying to get drugs and our fourties trying to avoid them.
 
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Yeah its the sitting.

They told me I gotta be more active, change my diet, etc.

All good, its part of getting older.
 
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I don't have many good habits, but when I think I walk. And I like to think.

Mostly about boobies, but it counts.
 
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Best part of all this is laughing in death's face and saying "Not today"
 
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If a man is ~40 years old and not at the gym a few times a day lifting, they man will die a sad, low T count cuck. Everyone has to lift.
 
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"Hey bro nice pecs you spot me? Man I'm so sweaty bruh let's hit the sauna and take a shower together"

What part of this doesn't scream faggotry to you?
 
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Really any man that cares about his physical appearance at all is bordering on gay already. Might as well start mainlining estrogen

Robert Baratheon is the perfect example of an actual man. Morbidly obese, drunk, womanizer with zero fucks to give.
 
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If Robert wasn't such a fat out of shape fuck, he could have kept on whoring. Instead he ded.
 
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Robert died because a boar ripped out his guts.

Could happen to any man boar hunting. Had nothing to do with his weight.

And you wouldnt find robert circle jerking eddard in the castle sauna after a solid weight lifting sess either.

Because Robert was a real man