how pig your benis?

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OneofOne

Silver Baronet of the Realm
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It's just over 40 inches long. I sling it over my shoulder, under my shirt. When chicks ask what's poking out of my collar, I tell 'em it's a pet snake, and if they pet it it'll become more stiff and rub against them.
 
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And strangely enough while finding that old gem came acrossAdd ball to your phone for a social cause

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Brad2770

Avatar of War Slayer
5,221
16,408
You tell me.

It's seriously my dick.
You should probably not click it.
It was posted 5 years ago.
Seriously. Next one is it.
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cabbitcabbit

NeoGaf Donator
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7,742
not all that big, I only have to have 3 eunuch's carry it while the other 4 are carrying me in my litter

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