How to Eat a Loaded Baked Potato

What is the correct way to eat one?

  • Eat top down adding a bit of potato with each bite of toppings then stop when they're gone

    Votes: 11 13.9%
  • Splay open like Bruce Jenner's old hardware and spread fixins on top then saw the entire bites

    Votes: 20 25.3%
  • Mash it all together inside the skin then eat the innards

    Votes: 41 51.9%
  • Other

    Votes: 7 8.9%

  • Total voters
    79
  • Poll closed .

Palum

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I need help settling an argument from dinner. Perhaps @Picasso3 can contribute expert testimony.
 
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Sentagur

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You eat it any way you damn well please and if anyone starts criticizing , you grab them by the neck smash their face into the table for being a massive faggot and interrupting your dinner with nonsense.
 
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uniqueuser

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You eat the rind of an orange too? Potato skins are nasty. Thickly peeled and mashed is the only sane way to eat a potato.
 
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Melvin

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Just like a burrito, obviously.

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BrutulTM

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Skin is definitely the best part of a baked potato. Can't say I've given much thought to the eating method, but you do want to try to get the toppings spread out through the whole thing so you don't wind up with a bunch of plain potato at the end.
 
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OU Ariakas

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Throw it in the trash and let the hobos eat it.

Order mashed.

First you come out of the closet as a flaming U2 fan; now you insult loaded baked potatoes.

I bet we're going to find a pic of you from Nov 8th with an 'I'm with Her' shirt draped around your shuddering shoulders.

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Lanx

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You eat the rind of an orange too? Potato skins are nasty. Thickly peeled and mashed is the only sane way to eat a potato.
Da fuq? You're equating a thin membrane on a potato skins, that when properly roasted, tastes great (bc you need to cook the skin hgih and create the malliard reaction) and this membrane is thing bc the potato is a fucking ground veggie, vs a fucking orange that needs a tough ass grind to protect itself from 8million different insects and birds?
 

uniqueuser

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Da fuq? You're equating a thin membrane on a potato skins, that when properly roasted, tastes great (bc you need to cook the skin hgih and create the malliard reaction) and this membrane is thing bc the potato is a fucking ground veggie, vs a fucking orange that needs a tough ass grind to protect itself from 8million different insects and birds?
Do you not skin your carrots either?
 

Deathwing

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Washed and scrubbed properly, you don't really need to peel carrots. Just not worth the trouble.
 
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Synj

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First you come out of the closet as a flaming U2 fan; now you insult loaded baked potatoes.

I bet we're going to find a pic of you from Nov 8th with an 'I'm with Her' shirt draped around your shuddering shoulders.

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So you hate U2 but you love potatoes.

What a conundrum for you.

You ever ask yourself why a potato needs to be loaded to enjoy it? Because it's a fucking dirt seed, that's why.

 
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j00t

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There is a reason that the potato famine in Ireland was such a terrible thing. They are delicious. Fried potatoes, roasted potatoes, mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, potato soup, potato stew, french fries, steak fries, curly fries, American fries, hash browns, tater tots, cheese fries, chili fries, salt potatoes, potatoes au gratin, Hasselback potatoes, gnocchi, potato chips...

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