How to Suck Your Own D$ck (NSFW, duh)

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Ronaan

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For one, when using my hand the inevitable "dribble before you shoot" isn't in my fucking mouth. Maybe you like the taste of jizz, but I don't even want to find out.
It's not bad really.
 
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Mudcrush Durtfeet

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When I was a teen I could (and would do it). I wouldn't do anyone ELSE's dick though. Weird, huh?

Why would I do it? Cuz it felt good. I'd do it now, except I haven't been that flexible in decades.

My semen did not taste bad or good, it just had a taste. I didn't care, the main point was that the act itself was _very_ pleasurable.
 

Shonuff

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I think probably the only way you don't catch gay would be to suck your own dick whilst wearing a condom, so that none of your own jizz is absorbed into your digestive system.
 
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Aamry

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For one, when using my hand the inevitable "dribble before you shoot" isn't in my fucking mouth. Maybe you like the taste of jizz, but I don't even want to find out.

A "Clean nut" IIRC. lol

Also, no I wouldn't suck my own dick. Or cook with my cum, or lick it off a girls face/out of her vagina, goddamn I've seen too much being on these forums for so long lol.
 
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drmandolin

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My girlfriend tried to french kiss me again right after suckling me off, earlier tonight. I think it's a test. This thread seemed to be the appropriate place to share. I think since kissing her after she's just swallowed my gift makes me uneasy, I'm thinking bypassing the middle-woman would be a step too far.
 
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