Hypothetical Girlfriend, Take 2.

Is it ironic that a survey about girlfriends has no poll in it?

Anything with 90% sane is going to win, we aren't plucky teenagers, this isn't the grand 1990s.

Everyone women has an annoying habit, this is a no brainer. Who has time for sex 5+ times a week, I need to mark off at least an hour+shower time.

I almost picked the 5/10 but my idea of a 5 is not your idea of a 5...

We need a sliding scale from Shelly to Millie.

Fuck this poll is hard. I want to pick 7/10 looks, has her own hobbies and leave me the fuck alone when I do mine, don't care about sex but offers often enough

Stop making polls. You suck at making polls. Please get a girlfriend.

Isn't this like your one and only day off? You're gonna be working 18 hours while everyone who responds to that poll will be drinking solvents and crushing pussies and this is how you spend your freetime before then?

Which one's the joke option?

Does this cancel my previous order, or do I get both?

Denamian_sl said:

Controls the finances is a bonus if 100% sane, not a drawback.

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I choose that too, but I'm thinking she meant like when you want to buy something fun or for you or do something like going out she has the final say. Which would in fact suck. I initially thought like you, oh she pays the bills and handles all that boring shit, sweet! But no, its never actually like that.

My second choice was: "5/10, shares all hobbies, is shy+sane in public but crazy in bed". There's really no downside there, unless you're one of those e-badass dudes who lets everyone knows he only bangs 8+ hot model level blondes every weekend and shit.