If u could be 1 dinosuar, what woudl it be?

Big Phoenix

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I would be a trex so i could ass fuck that little shit little foot and his mom
 

Grumpus

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I would be a long neck, they could probably suck there own dino penis, awwwww yeeeeah.

Maybe thats why the went extinct, think about it.
 

Arbitrary

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>anything other than Dr. Dinosaur

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Chaptor is a distant second.

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Aaron

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I don't mind which one I'd be, as long as I have a big penis. Then I'd become a dinosaur pornstar with the name: Vaginasaurus Sex. Fuck yeah
 

Voyce

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Megalodon, of course. Get on my level.
That's not a dinosaur you suck.



I would be a pterodactyl with an enormous brain (superior to humans like 5th dimensional), with a second set of human arms and hands. With the ability to generate electricity like an eel (I can kill annoying mosquitos).


However being a super animal freak of nature I'm afraid I would never find true love and would ultimately die sad. I guess being a pornosaur is a better idea
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Edit: apparently Pterodactlys aren't dinosaurs either I'm sorry Sebudai, apparently being a dinosaur is an exclusive club neither of us can get into.
 

Gravy

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I really don't want to be a dinosaur, but I thought I'd call dibs on Barney for trollface.