Janet Planet (2024)

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Title: Janet Planet (2024)

Tagline: Everything changes in an instant.

Genre: Drama

Director: Annie Baker

Cast: Julianne Nicholson, Zoe Ziegler, Will Patton, Sophie Okonedo, Elias Koteas, Luke Bosco, June Walker Grossman, Abby Harri, Edie Moon Kearns, Mary Beth Brooker, Mary Shultz, Jeremy Louise Eaton, Raky Sastri, John Peitso, Carolyn Walker, Matthew Glassman, George Marshall, Laura Litterer

Release: 2024-06-21

Runtime: 113

Plot: In rural Western Massachusetts, 11-year-old Lacy spends the summer of 1991 at home, enthralled by her own imagination and the attention of her mother, Janet. As the months pass, three visitors enter their orbit, all captivated by Janet.

 
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Was pretty sure we had a thread about this but Google didn't bring up anything.

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Phew, talk about a slog. We were looking for a drama, maybe a Peanut Butter Falcon or something in that regard. But instead we got this movie.

This review sums it up better than I can, so will just leave it here:

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Intrinsic said:
Was pretty sure we had a thread about this but Google didn't bring up anything.

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Phew, talk about a slog. We were looking for a drama, maybe a Peanut Butter Falcon or something in that regard. But instead we got this movie.

This review sums it up better than I can, so will just leave it here:

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So in the description, it says there are three visitors that enter their orbit, are they aliens from outer space? Is she the chosen one?

I like heartwarming coming of age films but this one looks pretty bland.

If it doesn't have aliens I don't know if I'm going to watch it.
 
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Dr.Retarded said:
So in the description, it says there are three visitors that enter their orbit, are they aliens from outer space? Is she the chosen one?

I like heartwarming coming of age films but this one looks pretty bland.

If it doesn't have aliens I don't know if I'm going to watch it.
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It isn’t even 3 visitors, it is two.

Her crazy boyfriend, a black lesbian hippie cult member, then her crazy boyfriend again. It isn’t a heartwarming coming of age story. It is boring, strange not in a good way, and 30 minutes too long.

Read the whole review on the TMDB page, it sums it all up pretty funnily.
 
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It isn’t even 3 visitors, it is two.

Her crazy boyfriend, a black lesbian hippie cult member, then her crazy boyfriend again. It isn’t a heartwarming coming of age story. It is boring, strange not in a good way, and 30 minutes too long.

Read the whole review on the TMDB page, it sums it all up pretty funnily.
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Why on Earth did you watch that? Did your wife make you? Are you trying to subject the rest of us to some gay movie that doesn't have any aliens and stuff in order to share your pain? It's like Star Trek 5, the final frontier!

Don't try to mind meld us!

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Anybody else think..

Rocky Horror Picture sequel???
 
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