Jay Cutler and Vladimir Putin: A tale of love, loss and a promise broken

Sanrith Descartes · Feb 17, 2023

A Bard's tale:

Araysar, a faux-Russian name,
So without honor, it's such a shame,
Refused to wear an avatar of fame.

He lost a bet, and there was a clause,
To wear the image without any pause,
Of Cutler and Putin, two iconic men with jaws.

But

Araysar he just could not abide,
The terms of the bet he would not abide,
For honor, he chose not to take the ride.

Oh, Araysar, you broke the trust,
A promise you made, now turned to dust,
Honor, integrity, now in disgust.

Talos · Feb 17, 2023

He's also uncircumcised and refuses to blow out birthday candles. Nasty guy!

Fucker · Feb 17, 2023

Talos said:
He's also uncircumcised

That's ok. His wife is circumcised.

BrutulTM · Feb 17, 2023

Everything the man says is bullshit, or at least so much of it is there's no reason searching through to find what's not.

Big Phoenix · Feb 17, 2023

Third.

And all i did was ask a simple question.

Sanrith Descartes · Feb 17, 2023

BrutulTM said:
Everything the man says is bullshit, or at least so much of it is there's no reason searching through to find what's not.

I mean of all the shit to whine like a bitch about, a fucking avatar? Really?
Fuck I just finished up wearing the Vanessa avatar. Shit happens. You just gotta go with the flow and act like a man. Well, assuming you are a man I guess.

Seananigans · Feb 17, 2023

Is this the new ChatGPT poetry thread?

Sanrith Descartes · Feb 17, 2023

Big Phoenix said:
Third.

And all i did was ask a simple question.

Sanrith Descartes · Feb 17, 2023

Seananigans said:
Is this the new ChatGPT poetry thread?

Yes.

Foler and Araysar, a love like no other,
Their bond strong, their passion untethered,
In the Fires of Heaven, their love was forged,
A flame that burned bright, undimmed and undaunted.

Foler, a soul pure as the driven snow,
Araysar, fierce and bold, never letting go,
Together they soared, high above the clouds,
Their love a beacon, shining bright, so proud.

In each other's arms, they found their home,
A love that conquered all, no matter how far they roam,
Their love a testament, a work of art,
Foler and Araysar, forever in each other's heart.

Byr · Feb 17, 2023

Take it to the rickshaw you retards.

Indyocracy · Feb 17, 2023

Sanrith Descartes said:
But Araysar he just could not abide,
The terms of the bet he would not abide,
For honor, he chose not to take the ride.

My only note as this is pretty good is I can't stand rhyming words with themselves... how about:
But

Araysar he just could not abide,
The terms of the bet he tried to deny,
For honor, he is a man of short supply.

Sanrith Descartes · Feb 17, 2023

Byr said:
Take it to the rickshaw you retards.

So you came into a thread titled "Jay Cutler and Vladimir Putin: A tale of love, loss and a promise broken" to tell us to take it to the 'shaw?

Ps.. you can't create a thread in the 'shaw. It has to earn it's place there.

Sanrith Descartes · Feb 17, 2023

So my boy Ary doesn't want to show he is obsessively mashing f5 in the YGWYFD thread and can't stop posting. So he jumps on his Folder alt, posts something, and then he can reply on the Araysar account and not appear to be the desperate homo he is. I am actually beginning to believe he is looking to blow me.

Araysar said:
Straight up seething.

Now he's spending his Friday night writing gay AI poetry about me

Ps.. Araysar, it's gay poetry because you are a faggot. Also I love how you are cruising this thread, reading my posts, but won't post in response. Faggot indeed.

Brikker · Feb 17, 2023

This seems like a rickshaw thread

Fucker · Feb 17, 2023

Sanrith Descartes said:
So my boy Ary doesn't want to show he is obsessively mashing f5 in the YGWYFD thread and can't stop posting. So he jumps on his Folder alt, posts something, and then he can reply on the Araysar account and not appear to be the desperate homo he is. I am actually beginning to believe he is looking to blow me.

Ps.. Araysar, it's gay poetry because you are a faggot. Also I love how you are cruising this thread, reading my posts, but won't post in response. Faggot indeed.

Kind of hilarious that the only person who can stand him is Foler. They are in that other thread seeking solace in each other. LMAO.

yerm · Feb 17, 2023

When I saw the title I instantly knew
That I would be reading an autistic jew
Who is not truly one he just married in
But he cannot back down he posts just to win
In that juicy gold thread of implied jew tricks
He could not stop himself from measuring dicks
You question his race card its paid ban for you
Just proving the claims of the juice drinkers true
With no introspection for pages he'd rant
An otherwise good poster, give up? He can't!

So now here we go with some tesla bs
But this time its someone whose spamming ain't less
He's made the ukraine thread into his own blog
With constant bombardments of sucking vlad's log
It no longer matters what started the rants
Cause both sides are spamming like angry pissants
Does tesla save that much because of new shit?
Or is it because fags who smell farts buy it?
Who knows and who cares that thoughts long left behind
But don't stop now boys it's almost rickshaw time!

Sanrith Descartes · Feb 17, 2023

Fucker said:
Kind of hilarious that the only person who can stand him is Foler. They are in that other thread seeking solace in each other. LMAO.

It's really only one of two things. Foler is an alt, or Foler is a gay submissive who feeds on the humiliation. Two days ago Ary is in the amod thread just ripping Foler for threadbanning him and now Foler is licking his ass in every post.

I'm actually torn. It's like 50/50 he is an alt or a gay submissive into being humiliated.

Sanrith Descartes · Feb 17, 2023

We might seriously need an

Amod intervention to save

Araysar . At this point he is just talking to himself on his Foler account over and over again. I have truly broken him. He hasn't posted in the Ukraine thread in like three hours. Sanrith > Vlad Daddy.

yerm · Feb 17, 2023

Sanrith Descartes said:
It's really only one of two things. Foler is an alt, or Foler is a gay submissive who feeds on the humiliation. Two days ago Ary is in the amod thread just ripping Foler for threadbanning him and now Foler is licking his ass in every post.

I'm actually torn. It's like 50/50 he is an alt or a gay submissive into being humiliated.

I assume foler is a nobody's alt and a troll and whoever he was probably isn't used anymore like he'd be screamfeeder or some shit.

Personally if I get into an argument with another dude and shit gets settled and everyone said their shit, it's normal to end up cool after. Ary and folger getting along now isn't THAT weird. Also a gold ban-off is MAD. Also also, I kinda expect their bs to come back before too long.

Foler · Feb 17, 2023

LOL you have him so UNHINGED

Araysar that he literally made a thread devoted to you. That’s how you know you’re RIGHT OVER the target. You’ve hit him to his very core of his identity. Gerald literally has nothing other than his Tesla to his identity. He would probably opt for Canadian healthcare is Tesla were to go under.

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