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Malakriss

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Billionaire dies during Paris penis enlargement operation
“The Argentinian: That is what we used to call him at Omega Diamonds because he looked like a Tango dancer.”
But his pursuit of a bigger penis ultimately led to his demise.

Reports say the Israeli-Belgian died on the operating table.
Belgian media report that Laniad was stricken when a substance was injected into his penis triggering his demise.
All the money in the world can't fix your small dick. You will die trying.
 
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pharmakos

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There are penis enlargement procedures that work. I almost got one that you have to go to Mexico for that seemed pretty promising after I read a lot of genuine testimonials. Decided I didn't reaaaaally my need it even tho it sounded fun.
 
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Aaron

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In other news: someone finally clicked one of those "Enlarge your penis" adverts on pornsites.
 
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MusicForFish

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MusicForFish MusicForFish Jozu Jozu

5 Hour documentary about the 9/11 coverup. This is porn for your brain you'll enjoy.

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Jozu

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Did you guys look up VX rigs yet? It might be the craziest shit on reddit. I'm pretty sure it's a bunch of nerds trolling, but it does have 50k subs.

Its so....strange. some people talk about it like it's absolutely real, while others are purposely trying to throw you for a loop with jargon.

Either way it's a fantastic internet finesse.