Mammoth Blood Found in Siberia

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All those labs trying to clone humans are now going to start cloning mammoth/human hybrids.

Edit - On a serious note sadly cloning will most likely not be possible even though the sample was frozen at about -10C. There is probably too much damage done to the DNA in the samples collected to produce a viable clone.
 

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Countdown toMAMMOTHLand. A theme park/zoo where they sell Mammoth Burgers and Wooly-WearT brand clothing that "speaks to the wearer's ancient sensibilities of fashion and resourcefulness."
 

Cybsled

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Most interesting aspect is the hypothesis that the blood contained some manner of anti-freeze (which is a trait in some cold-dwelling species).
 

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It's absolutely amazing to think that there is a real possibility of bringing an extinct species back to life.
 

Mahes

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In other news, workers and scientist related to this project have suddenly fell ill to an unknown bacterium....
 

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We drove the fuckers extinct once, I saw lets clone the shit out of them and then drive them to extinction again.

Make it into like a theme park

"Primitive Man In the Wild Real Life Survival Simulation"

For the low price of 80000 dollars per person, you get a wood spear with a freshly made spear tip, a torch, some flint and a toga made from deer skin.

And a shot at the killing blow on a 10,000 year old monster from a lost age.

You'll need to sign a safety waver, and we suggest doing your best to avoid the tusks.
 

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They're also known to be kind of trampley. So avoid the feet too.

And avoid the butt. It won't kill you directly, but a face full of mammoth fart will make you wish you were dead. That stuff is like prehistoric nerve gas.

For a premium service we have some mexican boys you can use as bait. 125000 for an 8 hour rental. You break it you buy it rules apply.
 

TheBeagle

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I wonder what their forage was during the winter months. I can't imagine they could find enough to eat in a coniferous arctic forest like the Taiga.