Mirror Mirror on the wall who's the Thottest of them all.

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BoozeCube

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So with the Thotaudit in full swing, let us see who you guys think is the biggest Hoe on the Internet. Link the shank you makes your pecker the hardest, or who you think is the biggest slut? Who is a complete dick tease? After we get a solid collection of all the biggest Hoes on the internet we can have a whore off and see who tickles your pickle the most?
 

iannis

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The costumes are half of it.

You're never gonna wake up next to one of these girls. No makeup is simply irrelevant.

The one with the elf ears wins. That girl knows her business. Stupid like a fox.

But really, I think we all win. To quote the great heffner, "thank God for all the little girls"
 

Haus

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I feel like I can't make a good decision in this thread until someone posts pics of all these thots sans makeup and costumes so we see how much of a scam each one is.
Considering a woman using make up being a "scam" would be the same as a guy who uses being successful and having cash to score top notch tail as a scam... Each gender has their own tools for procuring attention/sustenance/sex/whatever.
 

Mist

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Most makeup looks fucking gross to me. But most women look god damn awful without eyeliner. Even I wear eyeliner if I'm going to interact with anyone even slightly important in a given day, which isn't often since I work night shift.
 

Big Phoenix

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Out those listed, without a doubt Belle. Aramouth looks like plastic and has horrible fake tits.

Speaking of thots though, was taking care of business last night and was watching some vid of a camshow one did. Middle of it she gets up to go get something and her boyfriend(im assuming) is in the background playing xbox like nothing was happening.

 
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Haus

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Out those listed, without a doubt Belle. Aramouth looks like plastic and has horrible fake tits.

Speaking of thots though, was taking care of business last night and was watching some vid of a camshow one did. Middle of it she gets up to go get something and her boyfriend(im assuming) is in the background playing xbox like nothing was happening.

First off, what the hell man... dirtying up this thread with pics of Trex?

Where's my white knight medal button...
What are you talking about? I'm openly saying if it weren't for my wife tolerating me (for God only knows what reasons) I'd be the guy simply leveraging having a good life to get chicks who wouldn't be seen dead with me based on looks. heh I don't think I'm white knighting by saying makeup isn't a scam, it's just plumage and smart advertising (accurate or not)