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Chukzombi

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Moonshiners, man these guys building the underground still should have spent a few minutes planning its construction first.
 

Chukzombi

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lol, these bigfoot hunters are awesome. Dude catches "bigfoot" on tape snagging a beer out of a cooler the closes the cooler. They get Bobo to stand in for comparison, they see the that bobo is much taller than the "bigfoot". Do they say, its a dude stealing a beer from that guy'scamp?

Bobo: it must be a baby squatch! Squatches are like ninjas, they close the lid after taking stuff out, unlike bears"
Priceless
 

Chukzombi

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jesus. ax men is starting on a real fucking down note this season. angry dad has terminal cancer and has 6 months to live. his fuck up son is even more of a fuck up. badass louisiana logger dude. has a hernia now and so he has 3 chicks taking up the slack for his aching begonias(balls). that toothless idiot from rygaard is now a recovering junkie (big shock there, haha) and on his first day back looks like he got clocked really fucking bad by a falling log.