Moderator approved racist jokes thread

When is volume 2 coming out?

I see. Maybe we can use this thread to submit racist jokes for moderator approval. As far as I can tell, none of the mods are particularly funny.

How bout this one? I'll go ahead and change the N-word to something else, but know it's a lot funnier with the n-word

Guy walks into a police station and says he needs to report an accident. An officer starts taking his statement and he tells about how he was hauling a flatbed trailer with a backhoe on it and he had a flat on the big curve in the road about 20 miles back. Wile he was changing the tire, a bus full of blacks came screaming around the corner. They saw him at the last minute and swerved and rolled over into the adjacent field and they all died instantly.

The cop asked, "Well, what did you do"
The guy said, "Well, i didn't know what to do, so I finished changing my tire but I didn't think it was right to just leave them there like that since I didn't know the area" (This was before cell phones) "So I unloaded the backhoe, dug a hole and buried them, bus and all."

The cop was dumbfounded. After a few minutes he asked "Are you sure they were all dead?"
The guy said, "Yup. I opened up the emergency hatch and asked if everyone was dead. A couple of them said they weren't but you know how black folks lie."

No, white bitches can get that easier than sisters.