Big Phoenix
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MOTHER FUCKING NIGHTMARES UP IN THIS BITCH
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Aaron
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If he gets to your dickhole does that mean you have to write on a sign how you were raped by a slug and post it on your Tumblr account?
cabbitcabbit
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I managed to get bed bugs somehow like 5 years ago. One night I woke up suddenly and checked the time on my phone. From the light of that I could see one of those fuckers booking it across my mattress towards me. I think I slept in the bathtub for a couple nights.
Nothing is more nightmare inducing than something that wants to drink you crawling towards you in the darkness.
Nothing is more nightmare inducing than something that wants to drink you crawling towards you in the darkness.
Dyvim
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Same thing happened to me a few year ago but with a fucking huge spider.
Jumped up in bed, bagged it in the blanket and threw it out the window. After that got me a fresh blanket and slept on the couch for the rest of the night.
Last night I talked my wife in to sucking my dick while she took a piss. Then she let me titty fuck her and I left a big pool of jizz on her neck.
