Planet Fitness loves trannys

Quineloe

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What are PFs conditions for membership? Is this a quick way to cancel a long term contract?
 
Vinen

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Quineloe_sl said:
What are PFs conditions for membership? Is this a quick way to cancel a long term contract?
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They don't have long term contracts if I remember. They are honestly the only gym I would ever join as I can't stand obnoxious /r/fitness dicks.

nice to be in a gym and not hear someone taking a shit on the floor.
 
ronne

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Vinen_sl said:
They don't have long term contracts if I remember. They are honestly the only gym I would ever join as I can't stand obnoxious /r/fitness dicks.

nice to be in a gym and not hear someone taking a shit on the floor.
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The fuck is wrong with you. Planet Fitness literally has free pizza days, it's a joke.
 
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I often wonder about this shit as I am pursuing a career in education. What if a male student is walking in the the female bathroom and I stop them. Said male student throws the "learn my pronouns" bullshit at me because they identify as a girl. Now I lose my job for gender discrimination.

Now what if I let that male student in the female bathroom without saying anything and he rapes/assaults a female student, then I lose my job for not protecting the well being of my students.

Sometimes I just wish some Day After Tomorrow shit would happen and rid the earth of the human virus.
 
Harkon

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No, no, no Jack. You file a lawsuit against the architect for designing the facilities to only accommodate 2 genders obviously...
 
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Sorry the world doesn't care about real world issues they just don't want to fall on the wrong side of the PC coin.

Personally if you've got a dick and balls you have no business being in the woman's locker room regardless of how you feel on the inside.
 
Chukzombi

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I swear, southpark always has the inside track on this kind of shit. months, sometimes years in advance.
 
Gravel

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Ronne_sl said:
The fuck is wrong with you. Planet Fitness literally has free pizza days, it's a joke.
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Planet Fitness is the gym people go to who don't actually want to go to the gym. It should pretty much always be accompanied by quotes; "gym."
 
Kaige

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I work for one of the biggest mechanical outfits in North Jersey, we do a lot of HVAC. One of our service guys was working in a Planet Fitness and a manager there was hassling him. He told the guy to fuck off so he could get some work done, and the roider bear hugs him from behind. Our dude is a little guy, but he used to wrestle in high school and he's a scrapper, so he gets out of it, tackles the guy, and pounds his face in.

I don't know if the guy lost his job, but ours didn't lol. I think our boss thought it was funny because he still breaks the service guy's balls about it once in a while.
 
Voyce

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Planet Fitness is to a Gym, as Lumie is to a health councilor.


there use to be a local gym, some years ago the owner incorporated to a Planet Fitness. It was fine for a while, I came in anywhere from 12-2 AM to do my reps, had the gym mostly to myself was great. A little over three years ago they randomly one day removed their Squat rack, bench presses, free weights, almost everything other than treadmills and ellipticals. So I quit the next day, and yeah lol free pizza days, bagels in the morning etc... They're membership costs are like 10-30 a month, they do business in volume and hope people forget about the membership they signed up for.
 
Voyce

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Jack Lemmons Balls_sl said:
I often wonder about this shit as I am pursuing a career in education. What if a male student is walking in the the female bathroom and I stop them. Said male student throws the "learn my pronouns" bullshit at me because they identify as a girl. Now I lose my job for gender discrimination.

Now what if I let that male student in the female bathroom without saying anything and he rapes/assaults a female student, then I lose my job for not protecting the well being of my students.

Sometimes I just wish some Day After Tomorrow shit would happen and rid the earth of the human virus.
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Do what you know is right, then if someone later calls you out with their bull shit, punch them in their stupid fucking face.
 
Ritley

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Elurin_sl said:
Planet Fitness is the gym people go to who don't actually want to go to the gym. It should pretty much always be accompanied by quotes; "gym."
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The heavy things you lift at other gyms are better than the heavy things at planet fitness?
 
Voyce

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The only heavy things at Planet Fitness are its client base.
 
ronne

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^^ truth

The one by me doesn't even have a flat bench.

Only thing Planet Fitness has going for it is it's awesome for the homeless. There's quite a few here that have figured out they can pay 15$ monthly to have access to showers and get free food almost every day.
 
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It hasn't been called Planet Fatness for most of the past decade for no reason.
 
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