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Threw up in mouth a little bit...

what if its a child predator and she seduces him with a magic vagina, then you wonder the whole movie who the real predator is

i'm sure the whole tribe will pitch in to help. right? right????

LoL

spronk said:

what if its a child predator and she seduces him with a magic vagina, then you wonder the whole movie who the real predator is

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Plot twist...that magic vagina is just a penis turned inside out.

Wonder if she'll get cancelled since she's a Sioux and not a Comanche.

Interesting that they are finally doing a historical setting film with Predator. They've been teasing that shit since Predator 2.

Goatface said:

Plot: The story will follow Kee, a Comanche woman wanting to prove herself in the masculine world of the Comanche. When danger threatens them all – Kee sets out to prove that she is as capable as any young warrior.

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I thought Shane black couldn't fail and his movie was terrible. Apparently they are doubling down on that shit show

The Adrien Brody predator had some good moments even though it sucked.

Furry said:

This has a possibility to be the good sort of comically bad if they go all in on making indian magic a thing. Since liberals are racist as fuck, I'm sure there will be all sorts of cringe-worthy stuff.

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Sir, bipoc magic is just as valid as science. When she summons lightning you will know

There's no poster in the OP and I started reading the plot outline:

"A Comanche woman wanting to prove . . . . "

Huh what, I thought I must have clicked the wrong thread. Nope, this is a new Predator film.

Homsar said:

I thought Shane black couldn't fail and his movie was terrible. Apparently they are doubling down on that shit show

The Adrien Brody predator had some good moments even though it sucked.

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Yeah Predators wasn't particularly good but it at least had some entertaining moments/stretches which is more than can be said for pretty much all the other shit that's come out since Predator 2.

i've never watched Alien v Predator 1 (AND THEY MADE A SECOND ONE) but i want to some day out of morbid curiosity

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i've never watched Alien v Predator 1 (AND THEY MADE A SECOND ONE) but i want to some day out of morbid curiosity

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AvP1 is okish, but it is PG13. It slightly follows the original comic for certain plot points.

AvP2 went full R rating and didn't hold back. It is also a direct sequel to the first movie and literally takes place moments later. But it is still a pretty dumb movie lol.