Road House - Reboot

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Chukzombi

Millie's Staff Member
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i saw that movie back in the day, it was known only for its over the top brutal violence and patrick swayze beefcakery. this will have neither. instant fail.
 

zombiewizardhawk

Potato del Grande
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11,902
Fuckin christ, why do they have to have the Fast and the Faggoty guy doing it. Only way i'd watch a reboot is if it had Carl Urban or whoever the Dredd guy is and a non-shit director.
 

Kreugen

Vyemm Raider
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793
This only works if the use Swayze's corpse as the Wise Old Bouncer Sam Elliot character.
 

Raes

Vyemm Raider
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2,707
Yet another movie that has no need to be remade. As for quotes, "Be nice, until it's time to not be nice" is pretty much the best advice I've ever heard and I've tried to live by it since I first saw this movie. Except on the internet.
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Xarpolis

Life's a Dream
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15,565
It's not going to have Patrick Swayze and his dancer body and feathered mullet. This is UNACCEPTABLE!
 

Sterling

El Presidente
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7,832
i saw that movie back in the day, it was known only for its over the top brutal violence and patrick swayze beefcakery. this will have neither. instant fail.
I forgot just how many punches there were in the old flick. I think the Sam Elliot character is more vital than the Swayze one!