Samaritan (2022)

Name: Samaritan (2022)
Director: Julius Avery
Released: 2022-08-25
Duration: 99 min
Rating: 3.00

Chukzombi · Jul 18, 2022

3.00 star(s) Rating: 3.00/5 1 Votes

Title: Samaritan (2022)

Tagline: 25 years ago the world's greatest hero vanished.

Genre: Action, Thriller, Fantasy

Director: Julius Avery

Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Javon Walton, Pilou Asbæk, Dascha Polanco, Moisés Arias, Martin Starr, Jared Odrick, Michael Aaron Milligan, Natacha Karam, Shariff Earp, Brice Anthony Heller, Nicholas Logan, Julie Haught, Sophia Tatum

Release: 2022-08-25

Runtime: 99

Plot: Thirteen-year-old Sam Cleary suspects that his mysterious and reclusive neighbor Mr. Smith is actually a legend hiding in plain sight. Twenty years ago, Granite City’s super-powered vigilante, Samaritan, was reported dead after a fiery warehouse battle with his rival, Nemesis. Most believe Samaritan perished in the fire, but some in the city, like Sam, have hope that he is still alive. With crime on the rise and the city on the brink of chaos, Sam makes it his mission to coax his neighbor out of hiding to save the city from ruin.

Chukzombi · Jul 18, 2022

its Stallone and this sounds interesting.

Ossoi · Jul 18, 2022

New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

look at this garbage coming out in a few months. its practically a beat for beat remake of the Firestarter from the 80s, but with a horrible cast of shit actors.

www.firesofheaven.org

Chukzombi · Jul 18, 2022

Ossoi said:
New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

look at this garbage coming out in a few months. its practically a beat for beat remake of the Firestarter from the 80s, but with a horrible cast of shit actors.

www.firesofheaven.org

that may be. gotta wait for the trailer.

Animosity · Jul 18, 2022

Ya this might be a bad one. But Stallone so fingers crossed.

Chukzombi · Jul 18, 2022

Animosity said:
Ya this might be a bad one. But Stallone so fingers crossed.

its a month away from release, its interesting that there isnt a trailer yet. but yeah Stallone, i have seen most of his movies and have only been disappointed in a small percentage of them.

spronk · Jul 18, 2022

its being released on Amazon Prime so can just see it at home and judge for yourself

It finished filming like back in 2019 and was supposed to be released in 2020 in theaters, I guess Amazon got it for a decent price

Goatface · Jul 27, 2022

Sevens · Jul 27, 2022

I've seen this one

Chukzombi · Jul 27, 2022

Goatface said:

well, that doesnt look great. the costume is shitty and the stupid kid with him is no bueno. it also looks like its made for a younger audience. still, Stallone could make it work. i'll still check it out.

spronk · Jul 27, 2022

for Sly fans the thing to really look forward to is his upcoming TV show with Taylor Sheridan (Yellowstone, Sicario, Hell or High Water, etc) that one looks like its gonna be great

Ambiturner · Jul 27, 2022

Anything Stallone and I'm in.

Drakurii · Jul 27, 2022

Ambiturner said:
Anything Stallone and I'm in.

Fuck yea

Aychamo BanBan · Jul 27, 2022

Ambiturner said:
Anything Stallone and I'm in.

Same, I just love the guy. I'll watch any and everything he does.

Fucking genius.. Rocky and Rambo. Two of the most well known iconic characters on earth. He fucking rules.

Pls don't tell me about his politics etc. I don't know any of his personal shit except that he was married at some point to the dyke in Rocky 3.

Ambiturner · Jul 27, 2022

OheoHana said:
Same, I just love the guy. I'll watch any and everything he does.

Fucking genius.. Rocky and Rambo. Two of the most well known iconic characters on earth. He fucking rules.

Pls don't tell me about his politics etc. I don't know any of his personal shit except that he was married at some point to the dyke in Rocky 3.

Pretty sure you mean Brigitte Nielsen from Rocky 4.

Even his "bad" movies like Over The Top, Demolition Man, and Cobra (also with the dyke from Rocky 4) are fucking awesome.

Chukzombi · Jul 28, 2022

OheoHana said:
Same, I just love the guy. I'll watch any and everything he does.

Fucking genius.. Rocky and Rambo. Two of the most well known iconic characters on earth. He fucking rules.

Pls don't tell me about his politics etc. I don't know any of his personal shit except that he was married at some point to the dyke in Rocky 3.

if you have seen Rambo4 or 5 you dont need to ask about his politics. ive been a Stallone fan since i was a little kid and he hardly ever disappoints. he did a few shit movies, (Stop or my mom will shoot, Rhinestone and Oscar),but nobody is perfect.

Rabbit_Games · Jul 28, 2022

I'm so fucking down for this. I'll ride the Sly Train all day, every day. /nohomo

Goatface · Aug 26, 2022

out now

Animosity · Aug 26, 2022

Best superhero movie of all time! He heals by eating ice cream. Cant beat that!

Decent watch with a good twist at the end.

Ossoi · Aug 26, 2022

Animosity said:
Best superhero movie of all time! He heals by eating ice cream. Cant beat that!

Decent watch with a good twist at the end.

This was boring, or at least the middle third dragged. I couldn't take anymore and turned it off halfway through the final fight.

The twist was obvious a mile off, although maybe if

Animosity hadn't spoiled there is a twist I may not have seen it

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