Shenmue III

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Mist

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My mega weeaboo gf a million years ago was in love with the first two games.

That's literally all I know about this game. To me it looked basically like a vending machine simulator.
 

jooka

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700k in like 60 minutes, wonder if that's a record?
 

Valderen

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LOL, it made 50K in during the 4 mins it took me to watch the vide...and 3 more while I typed this. It's at 805 now.
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Pyros

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Wonder if it'll come with a HD version re-release or something to make some money from the hype. Anyway seems it'll be funded in like a day or something dumb.
 

Mario Speedwagon

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I have been a professional forklift driver for the last 13 years. I got this job by bringing a dreamcast, a CRT TV, and a copy of Shenmue 2 to the interview.
 

Tuco

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So I hadn't heard of Shenmue until today. After watching a few videos I seriously don't get it. Can someone show me a video of Shenmue I or II that makes me think those were fun games that make III deserve this level of hype and reaction?
 

The Ancient_sl

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The first Shenmue was this ambitious little gem, that created this open world feeling game 2 years before GTA III existed. There were no games like it at the time. It succeeded at making the world feel a lot bigger than it was.
 

Woefully Inept

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I played the first shenmue up until you could drive the fork lift and was like why the fuck am I will playing this shit?! So boring. This series is way over hyped.
 

Soygen

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I never played the sequel, but the first one was pretty amazing at the time. They've already blown past their 2 million goal on the Kickstarter.