Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

iannis

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Cargo shorts are so comfortable that I don't care if the cool kids make fun of me for wearing them.

They're that comfortable.

You can have your laughs and your sweaty dick!
 
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Chukzombi

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Cargo shorts are so comfortable that I don't care if the cool kids make fun of me for wearing them.

They're that comfortable.

You can have your laughs and your sweaty dick!
It's the cool girls laughing at you that should make you feel shame. Might as well wear flip flops and black socks too.
 

Khane

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What exactly about a big as hell, baggy pocket on the side of your pants makes them more comfortable than a pair of pants without that silly looking parachute pocket? Is it just that you can't let go of your No Fear chain wallet and need a storage spot that both bangs against your leg while walking and shows off just the right amount of chain?
 
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Kuro

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Jean Shorts, Knee-High White Socks, Velcro Sneakers, Fanny Pack.

The "Your Dad on Family Vacation" Starter Pack.
 
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Kiroy

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Disney is converting it to a kid's franchise. And it will probably be successful.

as long as they produce some adult premium channel big budget star wars universe tv series that are high quality I could give a fuck about the movies
 

iannis

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I guess advertising as an amateur on the internet is hard. No salmon, how do you get eyeballs on your content?

That's one strategy. I've seen others use it too.

But it's gross.
 

BoozeCube

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Jar Jar being a Sith Lord would be a better story than the one we got. I honestly don't know why Disney would pay $3 Billion dollars for this franchise only to ruin it.

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Siliconemelons

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3b$ is nothing and they could literally turn episode 9 into fag story time with trannydanny for 4 hours with Trans and homosexual hardcore porn in the background and it would matter ZERO to EVERYTHING ELSE that is "starwars"

The fact they get to open a starwars land makes it worth it
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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Jar Jar being a Sith Lord would be a better story than the one we got. I honestly don't know why Disney would pay $3 Billion dollars for this franchise only to ruin it.

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Because they thought they could make it better and improve upon it, and we old fans are wrong and stupid for not seeing how much better it has been made.
 

Daezuel

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So everyone is on board with my everything past Dagobah was a dream script then!?!
 
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Malakriss

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Crazy theory of the month: live action Aladdin is canon in the Star Wars universe, Will Smith will grant a wish to undo Last Jedi.
 
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Merrith

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dont worry, those female directors will steer Mandolorian in the right direction, whats their names? it doesnt matter! they're female! their genitals are all the qualification they need. thats how good movies work, right? right? riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhttttt?????

I thought Favreau was doing Mandolorian? Also teaser for it looked good.