The first thing a man would do after landing on Mars...

eXarc · Jul 23, 2014

...is find something to stick his dick into.

AM I RIGHT?!

Sutekh · Jul 23, 2014

Kill yourself.

Miguex · Jul 23, 2014

this is gonna go places.

Origin · Jul 23, 2014

Sutekh_sl said:
Kill yourself.

Johnny53 · Jul 23, 2014

look for hookers

Borzak · Jul 23, 2014

I was going to say take a leak, that's a hell of a long ride. You know you wouldn't stop on the way cause you were making good time.

Big Phoenix · Jul 23, 2014

Damnit i want to post the scene from Red Planet where the dudes are pissing but cant find it.

iannis · Jul 23, 2014

masturbate furiously

Silence_sl · Jul 23, 2014

I'd pull my pants down, point my ass at the horizon, and do the Tarzan yell with my anus.

Johnny Weismuller Tarzan Call - YouTube

Vegas_sl · Jul 23, 2014

yep, wright my name on the ground with my pee.

Kreugen · Jul 24, 2014

Take a nap, since he obviously did all the driving.