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Martha Stewart Faces Backlash Over Her Unconventional Bagel-Eating Method

**New York, December 25, 2025** — Lifestyle icon Martha Stewart is facing intense online criticism following reports of her highly unusual approach to consuming a bagel, described by sources as eating it "from the inside out."

Witnesses claim Stewart, 84, begins by holding the intact bagel steady while employing her tongue to methodically peel away the soft interior dough, layer by layer, in a manner reminiscent of an anteater probing for insects or a parrot extracting seeds from fruit. The outer crust is reportedly left largely untouched until the bagel's core has been hollowed out, at which point it is discarded or crumbled.

The technique, which Stewart has not publicly commented on, has provoked particular outrage within the Jewish community, where the bagel holds cultural significance as a traditional food often enjoyed toasted with a generous schmear of cream cheese on the exterior.

Community leaders have condemned the method as a profound desecration. In response, anonymous groups have reportedly begun targeting Stewart's properties and vehicles. Residents near her Bedford, New York, estate have noted incidents involving the removal of loose change from car console trays and ashtrays. Additionally, several burning menorahs have been discovered on her front lawn in recent nights, though no injuries or structural damage has been reported.

Social media platforms have amplified the controversy, with hashtags such as #BagelGate and #InsideOutAtrocity trending. One prominent rabbi stated, "This is not merely a dietary preference; it is an assault on centuries of tradition."

Stewart's representatives declined to comment on the allegations or the ongoing protests. Authorities are monitoring the situation but have not announced any arrests related to the change confiscations or menorah
 
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LOS ANGELES — In a startling revelation timed perfectly for the holiday season, the son of late comedian Jackie Vernon — best known as the voice of Frosty the Snowman in the classic 1969 animated special — has claimed his father secretly sheltered at least three entire families and maintained a supply of animal tranquilizers during his lifetime.

David Vernon, speaking on a recent podcast, described how his father, operating undercover as a fish and game warden in the 1950s and 1960s, relocated the families under the federal witness protection program. The families, he said, had inadvertently stumbled upon evidence of a sophisticated international otter smuggling ring operating out of Midwestern fur farms and Canadian waterways.

"The ring was trafficking rare river otters for the exotic pet trade and illegal fur markets," David Vernon explained matter-of-factly. "These people saw too much — poachers loading crates at night, that sort of thing. Dad had to hide them to keep them safe from retaliation."

According to David, Jackie Vernon personally oversaw the relocation of the three families to remote cabins in separate states, visiting them periodically under the guise of comedy tours. He allegedly provided new identities, including one family renamed after lesser-known Rankin/Bass characters.