THOTdit: Neckbeard's Revenge

Dom

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I really do not understand the appeal of that anime retard face she makes.
I honestly think it's a cross between a blowjob thing and a mentally retarded to the point of being a vegetable and a free-use sex object thing.
 
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I honestly think it's a cross between a blowjob thing and a mentally retarded to the point of being a vegetable and a free-use sex object thing.
Interesting. I can see the blowjob portion of it being appealing but not the retarded vegetable part. Reminds me of Brittneys BAFFOO story.
 

Dom

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Interesting. I can see the blowjob portion of it being appealing but not the retarded vegetable part. Reminds me of Brittneys BAFFOO story.
I've "hung around" (in internet terms) with neckbeard/incel/channer types long enough to know that a sad number of them would like nothing more than to have a neglected disabled younger sister/cousin that they could have their way with whenever they wanted. Try not to connect the imagery with this concept unless you aren't easily disturbed.
 

iannis

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It's just a cute little girl face.

You know how little girls make stupid faces to express hapiness?

There's nothing deep or subtle about it. It is...

In...

Your.........
 

iannis

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It's the juxtaposition of that and overt sexuality which creates the tension you're noticing.

And here I spent three minutes in a social analysis of thotting.

Sometimes I have genuine questions about the value of time.
 
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Interesting. I can see the blowjob portion of it being appealing but not the retarded vegetable part. Reminds me of Brittneys BAFFOO story.
oh sweet jesus i had forgotten about that gem, someone needs to dig it up and repost. shit was gold.
 

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oh sweet jesus i had forgotten about that gem, someone needs to dig it up and repost. shit was gold.
I can just relay it from memory, I heard him tell it many times in IRC and I'm not sure he posted the story on the board, they would just post meme's of special needs kids with Baffoo caption.

So gather round the fire friends, and listen to this horrible tale.

Brittney and his friends were in high school riding the bus home. There was this severely mentally handicapped girl who rode the bus with them who was known as Baffoo. The reason she was known as Baffoo was much like Hodor...it was the only word she could say. One day on the bus, Brittney and a couple of his buddies were the only ones left on the bus, sitting at the front, except for Baffoo who was in the very back. Brittney's friend said "You know, I bet I could go back there and fuck Baffoo and no one would even know." They laughed and said yeah right, sohis friend stands up and heads towards the back. Brittney said the next thing he remembers was looking down the aisle and all you could see was Baffoo's head sticking out in the aisle with a look of pure ecstasy on her face yelling "Baaaafffffffooooooooooooo!"

His friend comes back to the front of the bus, zips up his pants and says, "Told ya."
 

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I can just relay it from memory, I heard him tell it many times in IRC and I'm not sure he posted the story on the board, they would just post meme's of special needs kids with Baffoo caption.

So gather round the fire friends, and listen to this horrible tale.

Brittney and his friends were in high school riding the bus home. There was this severely mentally handicapped girl who rode the bus with them who was known as Baffoo. The reason she was known as Baffoo was much like Hodor...it was the only word she could say. One day on the bus, Brittney and a couple of his buddies were the only ones left on the bus, sitting at the front, except for Baffoo who was in the very back. Brittney's friend said "You know, I bet I could go back there and fuck Baffoo and no one would even know." They laughed and said yeah right, sohis friend stands up and heads towards the back. Brittney said the next thing he remembers was looking down the aisle and all you could see was Baffoo's head sticking out in the aisle with a look of pure ecstasy on her face yelling "Baaaafffffffooooooooooooo!"

His friend comes back to the front of the bus, zips up his pants and says, "Told ya."
The part he conveniently left out. That is the story of his parents first date.
 

Lejina

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No report yet, must have been very good or out of shame you commited haiku afterwards.
Committed haiku uh?

I don't know if it's a fuck up or a meme I don't know about, either way I like it.
 

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Committed haiku uh?

I don't know if it's a fuck up or a meme I don't know about, either way I like it.
I now want video of him committing Haiku. Alternatively could he commit Kaiju?