Ultimate Nacho's

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Man I am craving some fucking Nachos and I'll be hitting up the store and making some later. Tell me what makes the Ultimate Nachos. So lets here is you dirty wakandas give me your best pitch.. Pork, Pull Pork, BBQ, Chicken, Beef, Steak, some fucking hot sauce, no hot sauce, sell me on the perfect Nachos I am depending on you FoH.


 

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Adding some pineapple to nachos is fantastic provided they're properly spicy and you can eat them while it's all still piping hot
 

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Your number 1 ingredient that you should not overlook is the tortilla itself.

don't get lazy and just go buy a bag of tostitos, they come pretty salty and are made for "dipping"

goto a bodega, just ask your gardener where he buys groceries and get something like

 

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Shredded chicken, monterey jack, onions, jalapeno, guacamole
 

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Your number 1 ingredient that you should not overlook is the tortilla itself.

don't get lazy and just go buy a bag of tostitos, they come pretty salty and are made for "dipping"

goto a bodega, just ask your gardener where he buys groceries and get something like

You can get those chips at any local grocery store for 2 bucks (smiths, albertsons, etc)
 

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You can get those chips at any local grocery store for 2 bucks (smiths, albertsons, etc)
Just go to your fuckin' bodega and quit gettin' lippy.
 

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You don't have time to pull off my trick but I cook a brisket every couple months or so and when I do I cube up the flat ( the lean portion ) and freeze it to later add to nachos or beans. I would also suggest adding a crumbly Mexican cheese and or green onions.
 

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Yeah no time to sit down and make brisket but I do agree that shit makes good nachos, still I expect more. You faggots need to work on your inner Paula Deen and show me some fatty ass Nacho builds, were min/maxxing here no time for bullshit.
 

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Whatever you do I'm going to give you a perfect addition: a can of chili without beans. Don't do it if you're going steak as your protein; but any other one will benefit from it.
 

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Had some amazing nachos at a BBQ place last week, the wife wanted chicken so we got fucking chicken instead of brisket, but queso all the good stuff over the best chip flour tortilla chips. Super fucking good.
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Simplicity is under appreciated.

Nacho chips, blend of different cheese, some precooked chicken, jalapeños, sour cream and hot salsa on the side. Maybe some guacamole, optional really.

Easy, peasy, Japanesey
 

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Man I am craving some fucking Nachos and I'll be hitting up the store and making some later. Tell me what makes the Ultimate Nachos. So lets here is you dirty wakandas give me your best pitch.. Pork, Pull Pork, BBQ, Chicken, Beef, Steak, some fucking hot sauce, no hot sauce, sell me on the perfect Nachos I am depending on you FoH.
These chips help:

 

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there's high quality nachos, made with high quality ingredients that you slave over for several hours... and then there's cooked ground beef thrown over some doritos with some pure american processed cheese in a can. they are both delicious for different reasons.
 

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I am asking you guys to post pure gold of the greatest nachos ever made and you guys are linking bags of chips. Jesus fuck you guys have 14 days.
 

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I am asking you guys to post pure gold of the greatest nachos ever made and you guys are linking bags of chips. Jesus fuck you guys have 14 days.
Wakandan, if you make the bomb-ass nacho toppings and throw it on some stale ass limp dick chips, congrats, you just created something they would sell at Dennys.
 

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Wakandan, if you make the bomb-ass nacho toppings and throw it on some stale ass limp dick chips, congrats, you just created something they would sell at Dennys.
But you want to fuck rabbit-bird-monkey people.