We are NPCs thread

TheBeagle

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Ok boys, this is where we create, share, and befriend NPC-themed social media accounts to trigger liberals and amuse our fellow shitlords. It's three weeks until the election and between all of us we have a few hundred years worth of shitlording experience so let's put it to good use and sow dissension and chaos amongst our enemies. Do you your part fellow human citizens in the Great Meme Wars!

I can be found: @ZissouNpc

 

AngryGerbil

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I am a politically correct non player character. I'm pretty much the pinnacle of collectivist morality.

I am NPC #1719854288
 

Himeo

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"It's an amazing coincidence that "mob" means "NPC" in MMOs".

Yeah, a real "coincidence".




What a fucking timeline. Even 20 year old EQ memes (ideas) are now politically relevant. Mob is the singular form of the mobs of enemies in trains. One NPC, singular, was a mob.

We know that this meme came from EQ, because WoW introduced leashing to avoid the EQ / Diku mud game design of letting every NPC in a zone gang up on you. Further, it can't have come from Diku mud because zones never had more than 2-3 enemies in a "zone". (Diku mud zones were basically the same as a small room).

I sure hope no one ever connects the NPC meme with trains, especially not huge mob trains known as "rapetrains".

Do NPCs know when they gather together they form a rapetrain?


...mob is short for mobile object. It predates Everquest by years.
Shit.
 
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Lanx

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"It's an amazing coincidence that "mob" means "NPC" in MMOs".

Yeah, a real "coincidence".



What a fucking timeline. Even 20 year old EQ memes (ideas) are now politically relevant. Mob is the singular form of the mobs of enemies in trains. One NPC, singular, was a mob.

We know that this meme came from EQ, because WoW introduced leashing to avoid the EQ / Diku mud game design of letting every NPC in a zone gang up on you.
My wife and I talk EQ as our secret language during parties, like yesterday i was saying "yada yada succor", and 5mins later we left.

you can't really give hand signals, and if we talk in chinese, we freak white ppl out (even tho we never have, but we've seen what happens when a mexican talks spanish to another mexican), so we just use EQ spells.
 

Archmage Lightning Lord Rule

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I can't do these with the actual images due to time constraints right now, but how about:

Level Capped NPC's are fine. If they encounter higher elite NPC's they have a script to become indignant and start demanding socialism. Use the portraits from WoW and the Silver Elite dragons.

Edit one of those antifa fight videos/gifs to be NPC's vs Russian Bots.

Use a looped Gif to show NPC's spawning in like southshore guards to attack people.

Driving through a neighborhood with a Trump sticker and watching NPC's go from patrol to aggro/red. Works with walking with a MAGA hat as well.
 

Himeo

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Someone photoshop the top picture as an NPC meme, and the bottom picture with NPCs hanging out the side of a burning DNC rapetrain.

 

Shmoopy

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God people going nuts over the NPC thing. Search the hashtag it is a gold mine.

 

LachiusTZ

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#17
I made a FIppy Darkpaw account on twitter.

It was locked with in 5 minutes, before I even posted anything. I only searched for "NPC" and was reading tweets.
 

Lanx

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I made a FIppy Darkpaw account on twitter.

It was locked with in 5 minutes, before I even posted anything. I only searched for "NPC" and was reading tweets.
have you shit posted and gotten banned on twitter from before? using the same computer/phone?
 

AngryGerbil

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I've never once even so much as clicked on the twitter home page let alone create an account but this.... is enticing.
 

Chukzombi

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have you shit posted and gotten banned on twitter from before? using the same computer/phone?
that shouldnt make a difference, there is nothing about the NPC meme or even Fippy that violates any rule.