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Kolohe
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Contest cancelled, in honor of jooka's delicate sensibilities and corpse-like sense of humor.
Since my conscience is "off the hook", I'll happily leave this up for posterity.
Since my conscience is "off the hook", I'll happily leave this up for posterity.
In honor of @jooka gifting me a ps4 a few years ago so that I could play Destiny with all of the other poopsocks, I’ve decided to pass it on to another forum member in need.
Disclaimer – This is one of the early PS4s and it does suffer from the CD drive eject problem, where it will occasionally spit the disc out. I tried removing the rubber foot, but that didn’t seem to fix it. I’ve heard it’s an easy fix, but all my games are digital and I never really bothered to address it.
RULES:
1. The winner will be decided by a forum vote.
2. Since jooka bought me the ps4 at a time when I couldn’t afford one, I would like to do the same for someone else. We’re not going to ask for a bank statement, so please don’t be a dickhead and put your name in the hat if you’re able to afford one but just like the sound of “free!”. Honor system.
3. You can’t sell it. Ride it into the ground or give it away.
4. You must PM me your submission, before the submission deadline, and in the format provided below.
Submission template:
1. Tits or GTFO.
*Tits must be human tits, male or female, with sharpie evidence of authenticity directly atop or be betwixt said tits. They can belong to you, a family member, a spouse or any combination of the 3. These tits will be edited in and proudly displayed in the original post in spoiler tags. Glitter is allowed, pasties are not. Use your forum name to verify. Add "Jooka's 2nd annual* PS4 giveaway!" to be eligible for the bonus 6-pack of delicious Oregon beer!
2. A 1 to 3 sentence statement about your inability to purchase your own PS4.
*No sob stories, fuckers.
3. Choose one of the following:
a. Write a 3-7 sentence erotic story about 2 or more forum members meeting in a Denny’s parking lot for some steamy coitus (edit: to be fair, you can go OVER if you want. The first submission was a fucking novel)
b. Draw a picture in MS paint of the first thing you plan to do with jooka’s magical travelling PS4
c. Find verifiable nudes of Woolygimp’s cousin. Give them to me. For my scrapbook.
d. Make an epic fucking fort out of household objects. Defend it from your spouse when they get home. Provide proof.
Recap & Dates-
PM me your submission (don't post it in the thread). I will edit in all submissions after the deadline.
Deadline for submissions is 6pm PST. Friday, the 24th of Feb.
Voting will open up after I edit in all of the submissions.
Disclaimer – This is one of the early PS4s and it does suffer from the CD drive eject problem, where it will occasionally spit the disc out. I tried removing the rubber foot, but that didn’t seem to fix it. I’ve heard it’s an easy fix, but all my games are digital and I never really bothered to address it.
RULES:
1. The winner will be decided by a forum vote.
2. Since jooka bought me the ps4 at a time when I couldn’t afford one, I would like to do the same for someone else. We’re not going to ask for a bank statement, so please don’t be a dickhead and put your name in the hat if you’re able to afford one but just like the sound of “free!”. Honor system.
3. You can’t sell it. Ride it into the ground or give it away.
4. You must PM me your submission, before the submission deadline, and in the format provided below.
Submission template:
1. Tits or GTFO.
*Tits must be human tits, male or female, with sharpie evidence of authenticity directly atop or be betwixt said tits. They can belong to you, a family member, a spouse or any combination of the 3. These tits will be edited in and proudly displayed in the original post in spoiler tags. Glitter is allowed, pasties are not. Use your forum name to verify. Add "Jooka's 2nd annual* PS4 giveaway!" to be eligible for the bonus 6-pack of delicious Oregon beer!
2. A 1 to 3 sentence statement about your inability to purchase your own PS4.
*No sob stories, fuckers.
3. Choose one of the following:
a. Write a 3-7 sentence erotic story about 2 or more forum members meeting in a Denny’s parking lot for some steamy coitus (edit: to be fair, you can go OVER if you want. The first submission was a fucking novel)
b. Draw a picture in MS paint of the first thing you plan to do with jooka’s magical travelling PS4
c. Find verifiable nudes of Woolygimp’s cousin. Give them to me. For my scrapbook.
d. Make an epic fucking fort out of household objects. Defend it from your spouse when they get home. Provide proof.
Recap & Dates-
PM me your submission (don't post it in the thread). I will edit in all submissions after the deadline.
Deadline for submissions is 6pm PST. Friday, the 24th of Feb.
Voting will open up after I edit in all of the submissions.
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