Why is this movie so shit thread

eXarc

Trakanon Raider
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new Tarzan movie was the most mindbogglingly over acted, over produced, generic, hot ass garbage wet dog jiminy-cricket boring piece of hot crack pipe shit i have ever seen.

fuck.
 

Fogel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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The post man. The movie started out with a decent premise, then completely bombed all the way toward the end. And just when you think you'll get some redemption as the two armies line up against each other at the end, it ends in a cat fight by two old dudes as the armies watch on.