Would you have Sexual Relations with Chelsea Clinton?

If given the opportunity, would you have Sexual Relations with Chelsea Clinton?

  • Yes - I would love to stain that blue dress.

  • No - Ivanka

  • No - I'd rather suck a dick.

  • "I would ragefuck her organs loose"

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Blakkheim

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Explain your answer.
 
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tyen

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ivanka is an option, tainted the poll
 
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jayrebb

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Has anyone ever told her? Its only a 15 second video if you want to get woke.

 
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khorum

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Where's the "I would ragefuck her organs loose" option?
 
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jayrebb

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Blakkheim said:
Oh I thought of that. The reason I included Ivanka was to provide an easy out in order to find out who is sincere.
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Questionable methodology sir. But I get what you're driving at.

You'd practically have to have a Chelsea fetish given the options, ala khorum. No judgement!
 
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pharmakos

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her face looks like the frog in Blakkheim's avatar

seriously, color shift to green and she'd be a damn frog.
 
kegkilla

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I'd wager the average board member's wife/girlfriend is considerably uglier than Chelsea Clinton.
 
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BrutulTM

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Soygen said:
Yes, because it makes an awesome story and I've fucked way worse before.
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Plus if you managed to secretly record it, you could make millions from foreign governments for the tape once she runs for president.
 
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yerm

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I'd do whatever she wants. I don't want a Clinton lackey to "commit suicide" me...
 
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TrollfaceDeux

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Knowing that Chelsea exists and she is the symbol of womens movement id rather start learning how to suck dick
 
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kegkilla said:
I'd wager the average board member's wife/girlfriend is considerably uglier than Chelsea Clinton.
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Lies, I married up, I don't know how I did it. I make her laugh I guess.

Back on topic, put me in the No category, even if i risked arkancide.
 
zombiewizardhawk

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Yeah but if I vote to suck a dick while Ivanka is an option people (read: more people) in this community might start to think i'm gay.
 
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