You’re A Single-Celled Organism. Can You Evolve Into A Duck?

Mist

Mist

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Fuck...

No...

What happened? Somehow, you took things too far, and you evolved into an ostrich. In case you weren’t aware, this creature is a scam, posturing as an upgraded, premium duck that in practice lacks any of the charm of the barebones original. You’ve been had. You did not manage to evolve into a duck.
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...not a duck.
 
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Mist

Mist

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Figured it out motherfuckers. You've gotta think outside the box to become a duck.
 
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Gravel

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Only took me like 3 tries. Was hoping this was more of a game that I could spend the rest of the day wasting time on.
 
Mario Speedwagon

Mario Speedwagon

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Play this game instead. Confirmed best evolution based game.
 
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Caliane

Caliane

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no. thats not how evolution works. your descendants could be ducks. but not you.
 
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