Recent content by OU Ariakas

Sonic's frito burritos are pretty fucking good.

If they gave them a tiny chance to drop Queen, Matriarch, Rocketeer, and Bastion parts I would go out of my way to open every one.

My God, a finished series with an ending? I'm getting it now.

SPEAK OF THE DEVIL AND HE SHALL APPEAR. One fucking minute later. Kudos, sir.

As our resident Polygon enjoyer, I will not believe a word you say about it unless we have a more professional opinion. Say, a former professional Apex Legends STREAMER who was watched by *literally* tens of people a session?

Well good fucking luck waiting 10 years for the sequel. Your comment is the exact reason I have chosen not to read it now.

Oh my God, he got us. Polygon, the bastion of credibility, has spoken and gamers will undoubtedly heed their message.

The new trailer during the NFL games was fine, it didn't look great. Then I see this dumb shit. I'll fucking pass.

Ahem. Fuck cold weather. I moved to Houston thinking I was going to get away from this dumb shit. Now I want Trump to annex Mexico as a territory so that I can live further South and never have to deal with this dumb shit. Give me 100 degrees F and 100% humidity over this dumb shit.

Haha, how did I miss that when I'm the one who compared the new Direwolves to Jurassic Park as a whole. But do we think Keighly is that smart or willing to even vaguely bite the hand that feeds him (AAA gaming)?

Is it F2P? If it is, then of course it is going to get a ton of people at launch because AAA studio games have just enough polish to make everyone appreciate that it *mostly* just works when you play. Then, some people will stick around because it is a new experience. Apex probably has given...

My favorite relationship quest so far was when you 'marry' the princess in DS3 by completing their marriage ritual of driving her sacred sword through her head. That was a shocking quest line.

The more open world games I play, the more I despise relationship options that are not built into the core of the story. To the point of hating the game. A small part of me hates BG3 because I could never tell if a line with my party members was to an interesting quest or just a way to shove...

Watching my Seekers veer towards a target I cannot even see is peak Arc Raiders. It usually happens when I'm trying to down a Rocketeer, so each miss means they are going to get another chance to triple rocket me.