Muurloen
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1
- Thread starter lurkingdirk
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Guest, did you like the last podcast notification?? Well here's the second one, and for the third podcast! Yep. This Thursday 8-8-24 at 7pm Central
Go here to check out his podcast thread for info on topics and links!Go into the FoH discord and find the Happy Time Fun Hour channel and give it a listen!
Gutterflesh
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Zaara vs. Dicktrickle : Dick is in the name
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule
... vs. frenzied wombat : Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon : Amod
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos : Jesus
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco : Can’t vote for yourself, but I predict a 3AM spike that puts me over the top.
Hoss vs. Soygen
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen
Zapatta vs. Oblio
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes
Mist vs. Erronius
grim1 vs. Kiroy
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep : Too many hats.
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk : Not enough effort put into /pol but effort nonetheless
Edaw vs. Izo : Fed
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris : God save the Queen.
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman : Rob has better odds making it to the final bracket
spronk vs. Bodhy : Bodhy is a tourist that doesn’t rate the title of Asshat but he’s fucked up enough that he can’t be ignored.
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule
... vs. frenzied wombat : Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon : Amod
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos : Jesus
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco : Can’t vote for yourself, but I predict a 3AM spike that puts me over the top.
Hoss vs. Soygen
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen
Zapatta vs. Oblio
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes
Mist vs. Erronius
grim1 vs. Kiroy
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep : Too many hats.
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk : Not enough effort put into /pol but effort nonetheless
Edaw vs. Izo : Fed
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris : God save the Queen.
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman : Rob has better odds making it to the final bracket
spronk vs. Bodhy : Bodhy is a tourist that doesn’t rate the title of Asshat but he’s fucked up enough that he can’t be ignored.
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stupidmonkey
Not Smrt
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Looking back on rerolled amod stints as your glory years is definitely an Asshat mentality, but you still have to put in the work if you want the title.
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Gutterflesh
Parody Account
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JFC that’s right. Bandwagon posts pictures of his balls.
Is it too late to change my vote?
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Ambiturner
Ssraeszha Raider
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Zapatta
Krugman's Fax Machine
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He has that Swinger / Nudist confidence that comes from knowing his Free Show is nothing anyone would pay to see.
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stupidmonkey
Not Smrt
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Unless a water main breaks or some other late breaking ballot stuffing by my simian brethren (you know which ones) happens, LD seems to have this one in the bag.
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Talos
Silver Baronet of the Realm
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
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This is the only accurate take ever.
I've been ball-bombing in photos since I was 15 and the joy it gives me has never worn off.
If it makes you guys feel better, it hardly even gives me a boner. I just think balls are funnier than farts.
Talos
Silver Baronet of the Realm
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Bruh how did you get so many votes, and overUnless a water main breaks or some other late breaking ballot stuffing by my simian brethren (you know which ones) happens, LD seems to have this one in the bag.
lurkingdirk
who's a known asshat at running contests?? I mean you only got in on a goof!You might want to re-examine some things about yourself here.
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Zapatta
Krugman's Fax Machine
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In the old days of those disposable cardboard 35mm cameras everyone had everywhere, one of my friends would search them out at house parties, snap a pick of his junk and put it back.
You didn't find his Easter Eggs til months later when they came back from the developer.
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
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Your friend owes me royalties. That's my move.
I've climbed onto the roof of a house and dangled my balls over the eave during a particularly toasty 4th of July party. I had a banger of a joke ready for that one, but all I got out was "IT'S MISTLETOE....." before someone hit my balls with an empty can of Hamms. I also got my poor nuts smooshed by windshield wipers when I was giving a departing friend the ol' Bandwagon Farewell as he was backing out of the driveway.
I'm trying to start a movement here, guys. BALLS OUT FOR JESUS!
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Brikker
Trump's Staff
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
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stupidmonkey
Not Smrt
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I'm just that talented I guess. It's long past reexamining after 20 years with all you faggots.Bruh how did you get so many votes, and over
You might want to re-examine some things about yourself here.
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Furry
🌭🍔🇺🇦✌️SLAVA UKRAINI!✌️🇺🇦🍔🌭
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