Poll Chipotle vs Moes - why does one suck shit while the other is great?

Which one?

  • Chipotle

    Votes: 25 27.8%
  • Moes

    Votes: 28 31.1%
  • This poll made me shit my pants

    Votes: 37 41.1%

  • Total voters
    90

BoozeCube

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These places are basically the same, why does one suck ass compared to the other.

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Kiroy

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These places are basically the same, why does one suck ass compared to the other.

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that fact the I get some options for salsa's at moes put's it over the edge as far as these garbage burrito places go
 
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Hateyou

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La Bamba >>>>>> Qdoba > Moes > Taco Bell > Chipotle.
 
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Koushirou

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I generally find the thought of Moe's a bit...cleaner? than Chipotle, and yet despite Chipotle being farther away, I pretty much always go there over Moe's. I don't know why.
 

Conefed

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Moes has a fresh salsa bar featuring 5+ salsas.
Chipotle has three flavors of tobasco.

Moes has melted queso of the gods
Chipotle has this potato soup looking bullshit

Moes has nachoes
Chipotle has burnt chips

Moes tastes good
Chipotle is not worth going to even if/when you have a book of no purchase necessary free food coupons.
 
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Kiroy

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Chipotle has three flavors of tobasco.

Years ago, the first time my wife took me to chipotle I almost flipped my fucking shit about the lack of salsa options. Had a beef with chipotle ever since which has only gotten worse since they havn't fucking fixed it, and they released queso made of chalk and shit.

It's so fucking stupid because I generally believe they have higher quality ingredients, but god damn fucking tabasco sauce? I put that shit on my eggs mother fucker, fuck off with that for a big ass burrito

edit: oh and moe's is cheaper and I get all the fucking salsa I could ever want
 

Springbok

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freebirds indeed, or torchys, or fuzzys

Chipotle is fucking trash
 
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Cybsled

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I like the steak more at Chipolte, but I like getting those stack things at Moes. Plus Moes has that "make your own fucking soda" machines so you can do WTF combos like Cherry Sprite lol

La Bamba >>>>>> Qdoba

Never seen those in New England
 
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Pollo

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Fuck that noise. No Qdoba option invalidates this poll. Plus they don’t charge for guacamole.
 
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Cutlery

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Plus Moes has that "make your own fucking soda" machines so you can do WTF combos like Cherry Sprite lol

Cherry Sprite is a normal flavor. Has been for almost 2 years.

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Also, the next Sprite flavor coming down the pipe is
Lymonade
 

a_skeleton_06

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freebirds indeed, or torchys, or fuzzys

Chipotle is fucking trash
I liked Chipotle when I was living in Ohio. If you like any of these places and you live on the west coast, you should kill your family and put a fucking shotgun in your mouth.
 
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j00t

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i just moved away from the only moe's i've ever had, so i'm sad about that. interestingly, the only time i've ever had chipotle's is when i lived in the same town... and i'd be willing to concede my opinion as not having a large enough base, but moe's is amazing and chipotle's is trash.
 

Leviothan

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Freebirds and Torchy's are better. If I HAD to choose Moes or Chipotle, I'd pick Chipotle though. Moes is awful.
 
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Mao

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I was a Chipotle fan in the beginning, but the queso and salsa from Moe's eventually won me over. I believe Chipotle has had a general decline in quality of materials though that has made them fall off even more in recent years.

But, to get the nacho chips, the queso and the salsa and mix them together. Holy fuck they must have put cocaine in that shit cause it was awesome. They also have the smaller burrito which is a nice alternative. Moe's ended up winning in the end, even though I think they are generally a cheaper all around place.
 
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