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The only time I look at a bad driver as I pass them is to see if they fit a stereotype.
So you’re looking to see if they’re Asian as well?
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The only time I look at a bad driver as I pass them is to see if they fit a stereotype.
First sentence=like; second sentence = undo reaction; WorfMost toilets are made in 3rd world countries where the workers shit in holes. I know at least one american made toilet is made in new jersey, soooo same answer for them.
I once got finagled into moving a jew friend's dorm things (including multiple pieces of furniture) into his family's jew home. It was already at the end of the day, somehow I ended up paying for the moving truck. Once we arrived, friend said he had doctor in morning so had to sleep because it was a jew doctor and friends to his parents so he didn't want to shame himself (or never hear the end of it).The Jews have all the money.
I once got finagled into moving a jew friend's dorm things (including multiple pieces of furniture) into his family's jew home. It was already at the end of the day, somehow I ended up paying for the moving truck. Once we arrived, friend said he had doctor in morning so had to sleep because it was a jew doctor and friends to his parents so he didn't want to shame himself (or never hear the end of it).
I had just recovered from a broken leg, so it took forever. Literally the rest of the night. I finished so late that the father had time to push mow the lawn in the morning before I finished. I crash at the first chair I could find just as he finished, an uncomfortable barstool. Father walks in and tracks clippings everywhere. He's uncomfortably shirtless and I quietly watched him pass by.
Mother walks in and immediately goes off on me. "You sit there! While dirt is on the floor of the house I let you in?! Get a broom and clean it up! What's wrong with you, where's your respect?!"
Literally with in the first two minutes of me stop working. "I'm tired, " was all I mustered.
"I'm tired too, but you don't see me tracking in grass and then not cleaning it up. You're young. I'm old and this is my house; yet this is what you do to me - as a guest in my own home. "
Father was standing right there, covered in sweat and smell, waiting his turn to inform us not to flush the toilets or use the faucet (no other beverages available) while he was using the shower.
Never forget it
does my dick curve to the left because i jerk off with my left hand? especially relevant as a shower thought since.... ya know, your dick is right there
There're plenty of savages that don't wipe, our ancestors probably among them.Speaking of intelligent design (or evolution for that matter), what is the purpose of bum hair, especially right next to the crack? All it seems useful for is to increase chaffing on hot summer days, and the creation of bum spiders if you're not careful when cleaning.
Speaking of intelligent design (or evolution for that matter), what is the purpose of bum hair, especially right next to the crack? All it seems useful for is to increase chaffing on hot summer days, and the creation of bum spiders if you're not careful when cleaning.
When you use a waffle maker, you become a waffle maker.