The Fast Food Thread

Alex

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True, I forgot about them, from what I remember the majority were either unemployed and divorced (for obvious reasons) or middle-aged housewives with horrible attitudes. I don't remember seeing many landwhale men.

I remember in 97 after seeing Batman at the movie theatre we went to a Pizza Hut buffet and a very fat woman intentionally elbowed me in the face while loading her plate with pizza and pasta because she wanted all the peperoni to herself.

You've edited your memory. The obesity epidemic really took off in the 90s.
 
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McCheese

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Fatties of the past had nothing on the fatties of today. Hell, we all thought Homer was hilariously obese in that one Simpsons episode where he puts on weight to work at home. Nowadays, 90% of the people you see at Walmart look like he did.

It's really incredible given the golden age of buffets in the 90s. Maybe less social media, so people were more active? God I'd kill to go back to the glory days of Old Country Buffet.
 
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popsicledeath

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Old Country Buffet.

Last one locally closed during Covid. Not everything was great, but everyone could find something good so wasn't bad for big family dinners. Strangely their chicken noodle soup was actually pretty good, which was a bizarre find since soup wasn't usually my buffet go-to. I'd kill to go back just 5 years before state mandate closures made a bunch of local business go bankrupt and left tons of shitty taco trucks and way overpriced bougie/trendy "craft" bars/cafes.
 

Harshaw

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Need to find a bag of these.

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elidib

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This is perhaps the best storebought flavor of ice cream I've ever had. I really hope they don't discontinue it, ever.

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elidib

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on the subject of chips though, Subway has these exclusives, and I thought they were really good. Maybe a bit too similar to barbeque flavor if I had to criticize one thing.

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Ossoi

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I absolutely love the Baconator. Unless they make it so it is slathered with grease and looks like Honey Boo Boo's mom say on it (35% of the time, approximately), it is great. I used to love Wendy's chicken strips but then they were little bitches and got rid of them. Fuck you I don't want your chicken nuggets, I want your goddamn motherfucking chicken strips. The ones from burger king aren't half bad either.

Do you still drink papa John's sauce?
 

Hekotat

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This is perhaps the best storebought flavor of ice cream I've ever had. I really hope they don't discontinue it, ever.

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I like the new ooey gooey cake and oatmeal creme pie better, that oatmeal creme pie is dangerous.
 
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BunkyChutt

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You've edited your memory. The obesity epidemic really took off in the 90s.

obese black woman once crossing street at red light I shouted at her, “get your fat ass out the way, Aunt Jemima!!!!!!” And everyone started cracking up hysterically it was funny as shit.
 
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TomServo

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obese black woman once crossing street at red light I shouted at her, “get your fat ass out the way, Aunt Jemima!!!!!!” And everyone started cracking up hysterically it was funny as shit.
No you didn't. Don't be a folder
 
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BunkyChutt

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But on a more adult note because I am an adult now.
1. Double Whooper
2. KFC Double Down
3. Checkers fries

my favorites fast food items of all time
 
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BunkyChutt

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In this context it's not faggot. It's faggot liar.
Why would I lie about driving around yelling profanities out my window at random victims, throwing stuff out the window at joggers, or peeling out on people’s lawns knocking over trash cans in the 90’s? Either you don’t get out much or you got fucked with a lot yourself possibly for being a fatass. Which is it?
Idc . This is a fast food thread a topic I like. And I was just sharing is all.
 

Harshaw

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Taco Bell and Portland-based hot sauce company Secret Aardvark have joined forces to reintroduce the Nacho Fries to menus nationwide. Starting April 25, 2024 fans can indulge in the Secret Aardvark Nacho Fries, featuring a new Serrabanero Ranch sauce inspired by Secret Aardvark’s flavorful creations.

New Secret Aardvark Nacho Fries feature a blend of serrano and habanero peppers combined with savory ranch, bringing a unique twist to the classic Taco Bell favorite. Priced at $4.99, the new fries are set to make their longest run on menus yet, extending Nacho Fries availability well into the summer months.
 
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moonarchia

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Taco Bell and Portland-based hot sauce company Secret Aardvark have joined forces to reintroduce the Nacho Fries to menus nationwide. Starting April 25, 2024 fans can indulge in the Secret Aardvark Nacho Fries, featuring a new Serrabanero Ranch sauce inspired by Secret Aardvark’s flavorful creations.

New Secret Aardvark Nacho Fries feature a blend of serrano and habanero peppers combined with savory ranch, bringing a unique twist to the classic Taco Bell favorite. Priced at $4.99, the new fries are set to make their longest run on menus yet, extending Nacho Fries availability well into the summer months.
Fuuuuuuck. Haven't been to TB in a couple years, but I will be going in for these. Be still my colon.