Love you bro but this is haram. Don’t even get me started on the morality of sex outside marriage.No, the cost/benefit analysis of marriage is totally retarded to enter into. What do I stand to gain? Minor tax breaks and insurance rates? And what do I stand to lose? Half of everything I've ever worked for, even prior to KNOWING, let alone dating my potential wife?
"Risk 1 million dollars to potentially gain 10 dollars!" - That's essentially what marriage proposes.
Don’t you want a family with kiddos and a dog bro?