Recent content by Caliane

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    Deathstalker (2025)

    sure. it is that classic issue of context. stripe tease. bad. women in lingerie in their bedroom or changing room. bad. women in bathingsuits which cover the exact same amount at the beach? no problem. no one blinks an eye at the cover of jaws. no one batted an eye at snake tits. so...
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    Deathstalker (2025)

    what we need is a live action Oglaf. https://www.oglaf.com/brine/ like, you say monsters and swordplay. first off, none of the originals had good chorography. so thats clearly not the draw for them ever. Second, if you don't have sexy monster tits. what the fuck are you even doing here?
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    Deathstalker (2025)

    thats got to be bullshit. no way they made a Deathstalker with no nudity. anyway, trailers, etc look like shit. This is like Toxic avenger, where I can say, this looks awful, and seems to miss the mark. but the original was also total shit really. So it is admittedly hard to explain why its...
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    Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

    watching a youtube summery probably won't help. The story is very personal, metaphorical, and done through allegory, and subtext. you do need to play it, as so many little things add up. Casual remarks people make, have much deeper meanings in hindsight. ton of stuff is not expressly said...
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    Heroes of Might and Magic: Olden Era

    HoMM 3 and for some people s, are one of those games people just will not accept anything else. there's a ton of HoMM after and 2 and 3. there's a ton of clones, and successors. people just won't touch them, and always go back to HoMM 2 or 3. Songs of conquest, sirens of the silence, etc...
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    Andor

    is it expressly stated as one shot somewhere? theres a few points where it could be a seemless cut. This pan sweep for example. would have been an obvious place to splice. right on the doorline.
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    The Witcher

    so in order there. thats Asse. who was a broad masculine man with a trimmed beard, swapped to a fat sack of crap. Iskra, who is actually pretty on model. supposed to have "dark hair", which usually means brown. but her name is child of fire, and iskra means spark. so, redhead makes some sense...
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    The Witcher

    hahahahahahaha
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    Path of Exile 2

    Technically not relevant to poe 2... but this seems like a good place to share this still.
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    Game Pass for Xbox and PC

    PC game pass still seems stupid good to me. $16.49, up from $12.75. as I've noted its not just letting me play good games cheap, but also letting me avoid games that I thought would be good, but aren't. Add, its easy enough to cance; and resub up. looking back, last year I tried mechwarrior...
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    Outward 2

    Decided to give it its own thread instead of just bumping the Outward 1 thread. Summer 2026 https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/outward-pc-xbox-ps4-survival-rpg-mar-26.10649/
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    General Gaming News and Discussion

    yeah, no game used both at the same time. you were supposed to move your hand.. its clearly a, "are you people retarded?" I've of course also talked about it before. Its revolutionary. before n64 ps1. two equally sized shoulder buttons. just a SNES controller with 2 instead of 1...
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    Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord

    nice. slings added to the game. that was always a thing that irked me a bit in all these games. throwing daggers were not really a thing. completely useless in war, hunting, against armor, etc. Slings however? used in all things. this is some major stuff. stuff some of the mods do. haha...
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    Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord

    damn. going to have to go over that later. thats huge.
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    Path of Exile 2

    the WASD walking backwards, the afk microtransactions in town. hitting M for map, and getting microtransactions instead. yeah.