Recent content by Dr.Retarded

Just wait til Big Mike has to do a split in a fight scene to escape certain death! There will be a different kind of snake that gets punched.

Oh wow, that's awesome.

Fuck, I forgot he was in it, I think I need to re-watch it soon. I think it even had the black dude from Alien 3, can't ever remember his name, Charles Dutton?

It's an old '90s B movie, but it's really good. I don't know where the hell you can actually find it or watch it though. If I had a hazard a guess there's probably something on the high seas.

I'm in for starting a production company. We could finally out retarded Hollywood on our own terms!

Surviving the Game with Ice T and Rutger Hauer was pretty good back in the 90s.

Fighting pyramid prison world finale! You're my bitch! Was Jason Statham in that as a time cop and wasn't Jet Li's girlfriend a veterinarian? I've not seen that movie since college, but I vaguely remember bits and pieces. It was pretty fun for a around the millennium popcorn flick.

I'm talking the movie, so of course it's Orlok. That's the first work of fiction where that idea was used to my knowledge.

It's going to be so fucking bad, I can't wait. Hopefully it tanks this guy's career because it should. I think right now between alien Earth and that stupid it show, I'm waiting to see which one will be the most retarded of all. Place your bets now. As bad as the alien show is I kind of...

I know I've seen a bunch of the Christopher Lee Hammer films, but the first thing that popped into my mind was the secret song off of the Lords of acid album. That was classic 90's awesome. Crazy Germans.

That's not saying much though.

Yeah, Nosferatu was what created the idea of vampires are killed by the sun.