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  1. Dr.Retarded

    Hard Target (1993)

    Just wait til Big Mike has to do a split in a fight scene to escape certain death! There will be a different kind of snake that gets punched.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    Oh wow, that's awesome.
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    Hard Target (1993)

    Fuck, I forgot he was in it, I think I need to re-watch it soon. I think it even had the black dude from Alien 3, can't ever remember his name, Charles Dutton?
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    It's an old '90s B movie, but it's really good. I don't know where the hell you can actually find it or watch it though. If I had a hazard a guess there's probably something on the high seas.
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    DC Universe (Batman vs Superman thread).

    I'm in for starting a production company. We could finally out retarded Hollywood on our own terms!
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    Hard Target (1993)

    Surviving the Game with Ice T and Rutger Hauer was pretty good back in the 90s.
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    Hard Target (1993)

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    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    Fighting pyramid prison world finale! You're my bitch! Was Jason Statham in that as a time cop and wasn't Jet Li's girlfriend a veterinarian? I've not seen that movie since college, but I vaguely remember bits and pieces. It was pretty fun for a around the millennium popcorn flick.
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    Dracula: A Love Tale

    I'm talking the movie, so of course it's Orlok. That's the first work of fiction where that idea was used to my knowledge.
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    Alien: Earth

    It's going to be so fucking bad, I can't wait. Hopefully it tanks this guy's career because it should. I think right now between alien Earth and that stupid it show, I'm waiting to see which one will be the most retarded of all. Place your bets now. As bad as the alien show is I kind of...
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    Dracula: A Love Tale

    I know I've seen a bunch of the Christopher Lee Hammer films, but the first thing that popped into my mind was the secret song off of the Lords of acid album. That was classic 90's awesome. Crazy Germans.
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    Predator: Badlands

    That's not saying much though.
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    Dracula: A Love Tale

    Yeah, Nosferatu was what created the idea of vampires are killed by the sun.
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    Frankenstein

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    Frankenstein

    That's the one!
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    The Plague (2025)

    Jesus, I don't really know what to think at this point. The director sounds like he was diddled as a kid at a water polo camp apparently my hairy old man, and he's using his cinema exorcise his demons or something fucky.
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    Frankenstein

    Fatback is good for black, red, or white beans!
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    The Plague (2025)

    Body horror movie at water polo camp, okayyyyy....
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    Frankenstein

    He was stronger and stuff, but he didn't have Wolverine regeneration powers. He did kill Frankenstein's love, his little brother, and I think some other people. The little brother's nanny was also hanged for the kids death mistakenly. There's just a lot in this movie that never happened in...
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    IT: Welcome to Derry

    Hell yeah!
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    Frankenstein

    You take that back, Dr. Boll would have made an awesome Frankenstein movie!
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I've actually got an old DVD of The Resurrected. Forgot about Dagon, too, but it's a great movie, especially for the budget. I'll have to check out the German film, had no clue it existed, so thanks.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    It's definitely one of the best, but The Resurrected is worth your time, as is the Nic Cage in The Colour Out of Space by the dude that did Hardware and The Island of Dr Moreaux. Crazy British witch man, I don't remember his God damn name, but he came out of retirement or left the island and...
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    Fuck yeah! I do like Prince of Darkness quite a bit, and of course In the Mouth of Madness. Along with Escape from New York, that's really his best 5 hands down.
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    Frankenstein

    Well, he did make a movie about a lady fucking a fish man that got best picture. That's a pretty fucked up victory I guess.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    How so?
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    Predator: Badlands

    That review video that I linked a few posts up actually had some when I'm guessing is webrip stuff from an actual theater and the scenes and that video are pretty telling of just how bad the movie is. I was going to be low bar optimistic that it was maybe going to be decent but seeing just...
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    Frankenstein

    No wonder you liked this shit. It's probably one of the worst Frankenstein ever movies made apart from that Thomas Jaine or Aaron Eckhart movie.
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    Mass Effect

    What kind of mods are there? Never even thought there might be any.
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    Predator: Badlands

    This video popped up for me, never heard of the channel, but he talks bit more about the movie than that drinker vid without all the shitty jokes.
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    Predator: Badlands

    See, something like that could work. It's kinda the plot of the WW1 Predator comic. The Predator is just there killing anyone, and the protagonist is a French soldier if I remember who witnesses shit going down. Problem is you know Disney now owning the IP wouldn't ever do anything that smart...
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    Frankenstein

    Yeah, that pretty much some it up.
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    Predator: Badlands

    Better of just reading both issues of this, I still have em with all my Dark Horse stuff. It was a pretty good story.
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    Avengers: Doomsday (2025)

    We are talking about avengers right? Not that I give two shits for Avatar either.
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    Mass Effect

    Man, the first series is still one of my top three games ever. I picked up the remastered collection on sale and keep forgetting I have it. Haven't played it in years, need to fix that. I don't have any hope for an Amazon show.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I watched the first one earlier this year, but for the life of me, I really don't remember much about it other than Ethan Hawke wearing a creepy mask and a ghost phone. How was it compared to the first one?
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    Frankenstein

    Yeah, your right. I just was hoping for the fact he maybe has gotten older and wanted to do something serious, but nope. Guess I'm still in the camp of him being over hyped. His only strong suite is his artistic direction, but who cares if the movie sucks. It's a one trick pony.
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    Predator: Badlands

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    Frankenstein

    Done somehow...fuck.... This is a stinker, a nice looking one with a few decent moments, but it's bad. Given the director, it's basically in some parts like a Hellboy version of Frankenstein, but it's basically Frankenstein for modern audiences, like that gay drinker dude says, except it's...