Recent content by Hamsteroceros_sl

Why is it so difficult to roll with however things are done wherever you are? You're out to eat somewhere where tipping isn't a thing? Great. Don't do it. If you are somewhere where a tipping culture exists, you are fucking up someone's livelihood to some extent by not tipping when...

It's all about when you start whatever you're doing. I find that, especially when playing guitar, if I start the activity slightly before the alcohol, I can ride that shit out for hours. God forbid I've already had a couple drinks, I'm fucking useless.

Don't sweat it, ghetto. This forum seems to be largely populated by self-hating fat assholes. Guys in decent shape are faggots and no woman on Earth is ever hot enough. That kind of transformation is hard work. Props to you sir. Fat asshole pic related:

Ipic is pretty great. ~$15 gets you the above, which is well worth it for the opportunity to have pretty good food or a couple martinis and a beer during a movie. Interestingly, booze isn't marked up like most theater consumables, which is nice. The theaters are mostly smallish and I don't...

Yup. For example, this guy: who named this place: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...s-Puyallup.ogg

You mean like, I don't know, gist? Like, you know, in my first post? I tremble in awe of your mighty intellect, good sir! Dead horse, I know. I just couldn't help myself. No more, I promise.

I guess I missed the part between where this was no longer about acronyms when you decided that the question of hard or soft g was related solely to the first letter of a word. My bad. Also, gentry gesture gestation etc. Can we get a plane derail or something?

...or cage. Or vagina. You get the gist. Sutekh wins by TKO. Is this derail over yet?

Not sure if you guys are onto something or if you have just hopped onto a flaming ride into the rickshaw. Time will tell, I suppose. That said, she looks a mashup of Bjork and a Tolkien elf. Again, not sure how I feel about this.

Overplayed and all that, yes. Totally agree. Objectively excellent? Not that it's possible but no, dude. Even in his prime he would sound off sometimes. Another element that sort of bugs me is that he wrote very little of "his music.". So excellent or not, is it really his? If you...

After all my grownup patience in the FSR derail, I go and do this. <sigh> I really should lock my account after midnight to prevent stupid drunken shit like this. I just have a loathing for Sinatra based on years of hearing his music at work day in and day out. I realize that many, many...

Unholy amounts of ass. Making fucking terrible music. Then again, most terrible music is about getting ass, so there you go. I'm sure he's getting plenty of ass in Hell as we speak. Note: I should mention that I have a justifiable loathing of all that is Sinatra.

Aside from the obvious, what is the main difference between an infant and a 90 year-old? Statistically speaking, the 90 year-old is considerably less likely to bleed out when you fuck her in the ass. What breaks when you give it to 3 year-old? Her hips. What's the best part about...