moonarchia

moonarchia · Aug 16, 2018

And here I thought you really really liked me.

moonarchia · Aug 14, 2018

Just eat her peaches as well, and you'll get invited over again.

moonarchia · Aug 2, 2018

You'd also teach it to say 'Heil Hitler!', and 'Kill all the jews' day 1. The question is whether you would get it a custom SS uniform.

moonarchia · Jul 27, 2018

I was hoping Hodj would regale us with tales of how he lost an eye to moonshine and started larping noir detective stories.

moonarchia · Jul 25, 2018

It's what's for dinner.

moonarchia · Jul 22, 2018

Enough for what?

moonarchia · Jul 19, 2018

Make it last the whole day long?

moonarchia · Jul 18, 2018

You misspelled felch, Gretchen.

moonarchia · Jul 17, 2018

The language of flowers?

moonarchia · Jul 7, 2018

Well, now he's cheering the Bears on with Chris Farley and that guy from Cheers.

moonarchia · Jun 25, 2018

Utnayan drunken serenading Noodleface?

moonarchia · Jun 24, 2018

Did Tiggles finally give up on docking with Mist?

moonarchia · Jun 23, 2018

All pizza is best pizza.

moonarchia · Jun 17, 2018

Men playing footsie with each other, and getting foul when they try to the balls with their hands.

moonarchia · Jun 15, 2018

I thought you preferred #1 all over. Going to Cleveland?

moonarchia · Jun 8, 2018

Just banging with the bronies?

moonarchia · Jun 1, 2018

Dog ate em.

moonarchia · May 29, 2018

Maybe, but we'd have to see him naked first. @Kuriin to Screamfeeder's casting couch. For science.

moonarchia · May 29, 2018

I don't think Scarlett Johansson can legitimately rape anyone. Panties and underwear vanish in a tsunami of willingness.

moonarchia · May 26, 2018

Hide the piggy bank under a potted plant then. They will never look there for the same reason they won't look at gym socks.

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