Recent content by Phazael

What Khane said pretty much. Their goal is to just get as many Poos in the door as they can no matter what. The idea is if they can convince other upper management types that the complete ineptitude of the Poos is offset by their lower cost. Meanwhile the whities he is pushing out will be...

Yeah looking at that screencap makes me laugh, too. Ignoring the whole where did these bitches get eyeliner and lipstick in the post apocalyptic trope (the games got this right, but most shows hand wave it), check out the jacket on her box munching pal. New off the rack, not a hint of grime or...

Yeah a lot of the Bill section was the gameplay crawl across town and starting the truck at the end. Most of the lore bits were tucked in written notes left around by Bill and his pal. The interactions with the trio were good for filling in some back story and kind of building up Ellie (not...

How could you like that? In the game Bill being gay was completely subtle and understated. Most of the interaction was getting the car battery in a town packed with zombies because Bill owed Joel a favor from his raiding days. It was about the intense crawl through town and into the school...

The big Zombie seige was their attempt to hand wave Joel getting ganked by gigantor. Same bunch of faggots who defended the second game are coming out of the woodwork to defend the second season of this show. Sorry, this is shit and everyone knows it. Lets ignore Joel's demise and all of the...

I decided to NG+ with my kung fu character. Palm Blast trivializes a lot of boss fights, but against some AE spamming bosses that move around constantly (Bayle) I bust out the Tree Spear with the big holy shot. Powered through the main game enough to open the expansion plus Ranni questline for...

The show where nothing happens is back...... And Luna is doing a low rent Pedro Pascal impression just in time to put off people who actually pay for entertainment instead of stealing it. That aside, the pace of the first season was way too glacial, ESPECIALLY the three episode prison arc, and...

Most of these companies are so fucking far behind on their kickstarter fullfillment that they could have finished their shipping a year late and still had time to spare before Trump ever took office. To those companies (especially Peterson Games), I say first fuck you for trying to save a buck...

Its just the usual IT circle of fail. Company execs try to save a buck short term by loading up on Poos (and in this case AI they don't really understand to try to cover the skill gap). Customers and User Base ultimately get pissed off because Poos do Poo things. A couple execs get pushed out...

Your assessment is correct, but in my defense I have him mentally associated with the Walter White imagery he used in his avatar. Couple other exiles off the top of my head were Wormy, Oldscratch, and if we are going way back Brittany. Also did Jeffylys actually get banned for being an epic...

Numbers (some called him Dumbers) goes way back and was really an all around shit poster, rather than specializing in any one area of annoyance. Also noted no Fedor in that pic who is probably the all time champ of agro surfing the mods, mostly from his suprise trap pics he would sneak in...

No love for Numbers?

PS- Just looked at your stats closer and yeah five poise is going to get you rag dolled constantly that fight, though most of his shit is dodgeable. The other issue I see is the baseline endurance, which means even with fingerprint you can't block counter for very long without being staggered...

Bayle is hard if you don't understand the fight and know how to read his AE attacks. You also want to have at least 12 (more like 16) Scadooshes in the fight. Unlike most bosses in this expansion, he is not a DPS fest and gives you major windows to recover if you get tagged. The spear you are...

It work, but the amount gained is so pathetic by that point you are better off just doing the Bird Farm for a half hour or farming the hill down from the Bird Camp (Blasphemous, Ruins Sword, and Heima Cannon all clear it stupidly fast and can all be nabbed somewhat early on). But to your point...