Recent content by sneakyflute

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    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    The love story and the motivations of Solo were so poorly developed that it felt like I had missed the first half of a decent movie. They failed to strike any sort of balance between an overarching narrative and Solo's smuggling origin/exploits. On top of a really flat performance, the dude was...
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    Altered Carbon

    Only watched the first two episodes but god damn the acting is so wooden. Does it ever improve?
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    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    Wasn't this dude given acting lessons after being cast as Solo?
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    Bright (2017)

    Will Smith discovering that he's a bright isn't supposed to be a revelation to the audience because as others have said, it's alluded to several times. We just didn't how he'd ultimately wield that power. I just don't understand why Nick never said anything given what he was told by the Shield...
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I don't care that The Last Jedi lacks the Star Wars spirit or whatever. It's just a shitty movie. That's why I'm puzzled by the critical reception.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    This movie is a disaster. It's probably the director's fault, but the lines are delivered so poorly that I thought I was watching a workshop production at times. The outbursts from some of the characters are just fucking bizarre. I half expected Kylo Ren to yell, "Mom! Get out of my room!"...
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    Altered Carbon

    Netflix and Amazon series are worth the subscriptions alone but Marco Polo was the worst by far. They somehow managed to turn one of the most fascinating periods full of political intrigue into the dullest show imaginable.
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    Assassin's Creed Origins set in Egypt

    Narrative is half the appeal of modern games. This isn't Super Mario on NES.
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    Everquest II

    Why did people hate this game again? It didn't really scratch the nostalgia itch for me but I thought it was pretty to look at and I enjoyed the reimagining of classic EQ zones.
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    Divinity: Original Sin 2

    Damn if this isn't the most fun I've had with a game in years. I absolutely hated the combat in the first installment so I'm glad they tweaked it a bit for the sequel. My only real complaint is that the game rewards a more physical approach to combat. Tactician mode can also be pretty punishing...
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    Everquest - Agnarr Server: Sunset Mode

    So what's the population like now? I lost all desire to play after the HS/VP shit fest. Blows my fucking mind that the devs won't change these quests to accommodate the sheer number of people and griefing assholes.
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    Everquest - Agnarr Server: Sunset Mode

    Your lack of self-awareness is almost as alarming as your facial hair, friend.
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    Everquest - Agnarr Server: Sunset Mode

    I threatened to Dox and now I'm gone because I am a fucking retard.
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    Everquest - Agnarr Server: Sunset Mode

    Even if the weapon worked as intended, it would proc once every two fights. Procs are virtually useless in this game.
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    Everquest - Agnarr Server: Sunset Mode

    Who said anything about posting stuff from this board?