Recent content by thambokx_foh

Honestly? Nobody important. I have lurked here off and on for several years, and was never really prompted to say much. This thread was entertaining enough that I did jump in. It took me a few to remember what other thread I posted in, but it was on the Progression Server. I am playing there...

List of characters: April = Jabba Shelly = Bridge Troll Ashley = Shaved Ewok Jeremy = Energy Vampire who fucked "em all.

How can you say that? After all, current comments on her pictures clearly identify her as desirable:

More pics of Ashley for comparison...

Actually, she is 22. Going on a wild guess here that at some point, the educational system also found Shelly to be lacking. But, we know that she started this train ride a while back. Troy. Troy was the first. It is Troy we must blame.

FromReddit:

Maiden name is Shaw. Middle name is Ann. She married David (Martin?) Harkey.

Real Name Shelly Shaw Harkey Graduated from Northwood High School - 2008 Shelly891 Facebook MySpace eNotAlone Date.com Amor.com Shelly6ss Twitter YouTube Gaia Online Reddit Bebo VampireFlirt Amplicate OkCupid Disinfo

No stress there, Galiem. If she attempts to add you to the birth certificate, you have a legal right to have a paternity test performed. You don"t need her to request it. You can.

Holy fucking Christ, are you really that fucking dense? You are pasting something from the section called "Newborns Born of Marriage". Scroll down a few inches, you dumb fuck. Short version? You lied at the hospital, or you are lying now.

Shelly Shaw Harkey. I love teh internets.

My guess is that the hospital asked who her husband was, assuming he was the father. Clearly, they were ill equipped or prepared to deal with such a horrifying clusterfuck. That said, the birth certificate does not have a place for "husband"s name". It has a place for "father"s name". Whether...

But, you went back. Fail.

Sadly I know the answer to that one. She called Vital Records and said she needed the new birth certificate. She paid $15. She assumed it would have GV"s name, since he is the daddy this week. After reading our insightful posts, Shelly actually called and asked who would be on the birth...

So what it boils down to is that your husband is on the birth certificate of the child you claim was fathered by your ex-boyfriend, but was born while you were with your new boyfriend, who is friends with your husband, who wants to get back with you. Meanwhile you continue to stalk that...